GREAT Pick-up Lines

• 1. Your name must be Daisy because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.
• 2. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
• 3. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
• 4. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
• 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• 6. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your Bed Rock
• 7. I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• 8. My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going and going....
• 9. That shirt looks very becoming on you. If I were on you I'd be cumming too.
• 10. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
• 11. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
• 12. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker around with.
• 13. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cuz baby, you're the bomb.
• 14. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you'd be a McGorgeous
• 15. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
• 16. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
• 17. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day for a quarter.

• 18. Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
• 19. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
• 20. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
• 21. If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.
• 23. Excuse me, do you have your phone, I seem to have lost mine.
• 24. I look good on you.
• 25. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
• 26. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the Holidays?
• 27. You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
• Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Yolanda?
• 29. I love every bone in your body...especially mine
• 30. Excuse me, do you wanna screw, or should I apologize?
• 31. You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away.
• 32. Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a shag is out of the question.
• 33. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
• 34. I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
• 35. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

• 36. My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead hard, and serve hot.
• 37. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
• 38. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala
• 39. Hey baby, I'm like American
• Express, you don't want to leave home without me.
• 40. Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call her when I found the girl of my dreams.
• 41. The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word.
• 42. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
• 43. Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
• 44. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room.
• 45. Was you dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
• 46. Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll yell ChooChoo!
• 47. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't jiggle like that.
• 48. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
• 50. Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter, I stick to the roof of your mouth
• 51. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on the roof of my mouth