Lysen's Lair

The Greatest People on the Face of the Earth

• MARK MCGWIRE--Look at what the man did for the game of baseball. And contrary to popular belief in the city of Hibbing, he does not beat his wife. He has no wife. And he does not beat his ex-wife either. I've just got one thing to say to all of you. 70 BABY!
• TROY HOOPER--Shakespeare, Frost, Dickinson, forget about them, for we are looking at the best poet to ever walk the face of the earth. Now everyone of you should read his Ornamental Sketch of Transitions. It is the funniest poem ever.
• 2PAC--Although I realize that he can't be one of the greatest people on the face of the earth cuz he's not on the earth anymore but you get the picture. He was great. The best rapper ever. Changes!
• DOUG FLUTIE--Also, contrary to popular belief started by someone who will remain nameless, Doug is not gay. And like you make fun of him cuz he has an autistic child. How can he help that. He is the heart and soul of the Bills and led them into the playoffs this year.
• AUSTIN MILLER--Perhaps the funniest kid I know. His web page is the funniest I know and for those of you that haven't seen it, I suggest you see it. Dorks are cool.
• MICHAEL JORDAN--Although personally I dislike the guy, he is the greatest basketball player ever and you have to respect that. He always knew how to win. When it came down to the wire, he always wanted the ball. He was the man.
• SCOTT FLANSBURG--Now most of you have no clue who this is so let me fill you in. He is the man known as the Human Calculator. He is responsible for the calendar trick that I know as well as many other tricks. I own his book and a movie by him. The formula for the Calendar trick is located under the Math link.
• JERRY SEINFELD--Hands down, the best TV comedy ever. The writing is the best. The characters are the best. Please bring the show back.
• MATT GROENING--Many of you may not have heard of this man before either. Well he is the creator of the Simpsons, the greatest cartoon ever. Now this show along with Seinfeld has to have the best writers ever and please don't ever end the show. And one question I've always wondered. Why do the characters never age?
• ERIC GRZYBOWSKI--Cuz hes my fantasy football partner and we're going to be winning it all. Hes also my gambling partner on everything. Anything that has anything to do with sports and we have a bet on it. 57

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