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Asstaster
This insult is for people who taste asses!
Dicklicker
This one is funny because 'dick' rhymes with 'lick!'
Jizzmopper
This describes someone who mops up jizz at porno theaters.
(Thanks to John K.)
Count Dickula
A more creative term to use in place of 'asshole.'
Poopypants!
They won't know how to respond!
Charlatan!
Yelled by Jimbo Jones to Nelson.
"It's Ass-tastic!"
A way to describe a particularly loud or smelly fart.
Assclown, Cockgobbler
Two insults from Office Space.
Pickledick
An insult from Orgazmo.
Boner Biting Bastard
Terrance and Phillip supplied this insult.
Alice SCOOper
Wait a second, that's not funny!
Oo L. Swuz
This name was in a dream of mine... I was listing off people that were at a party, and "Oo L. Swuz there!"
From Tristan Erlandson:
Mouth is a funny name. It's from Goonies. Chunk is good too.
Funny names from TV:
Handy-Man (In Living Color)
Sha-Nay-Nay (Martin)
Dick Van Dyke (The Dick Van Dyke Show)
Ug (Salute Your Shorts)
Boner (Growing Pains)
Mr. Buttsavitch, Mr. Bone (Doug)
Dr. Lipshitz (Rugrats)
Joey Joe Joe Junior Shibabadu (Simpsons)
Dick Butkis (football)
Penis van Lesbian (Khakis)
Jodie Sweetin (Full House)
A funny name that came from a Mad Lib: Mr. Ting Tang
"Shut your face!"
From the Tom Green Show
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