Here's a little challenge for Norwannabees out there:

It's called,"Ole Lyda Lena" (only sing it if you dare)

 

When you're ready to sing, click "Refresh",

(da bold type is for da missus)

Betcha don't make 6 verses!

"A vun enna dew enna tree enna floor----"

1: "Oh Ole dontcha vawnder, Ole dontcha vawnder, Ole dontcha vawnder ven you're outside,   Ole dontcha vawnder, Ole dontcha vawnder, Ole dontcha vawnder," Lena cried

2: Oh you know I vooten, Lena, No I vooten, Lena Know I vooten, Lena No I vooten, Lena,   Know I vooten vawnder, No I vooten vawnder, You know I vooten, Lena, he replied

 

3: For I vent to see da Parson vent to see da Parson vent to see da Parson On da udder sida hill --   "Oh, I tott you vere out drinking, figgered you vere drinking imagined you vere drinking at da still!"

4: Naw, he told me, "Ole Larson told me, "Ole Larson said "Hey, Ole Larson, you're a married man!"   "Oh Ole, I'm so tickled dat you vent to see da Parson anda Parson toll you, Ole, you're a man"

 

5: Ole said "Vell I'll be leaving - said "Vell I'll be leaving- said "Vell I'll be leaving- -Ya I vill --   But even dough I'm leaving, I hope dare iss no greiving for you know I love my Lena even still "

6: Lena answered, "Darlin' Ole, you vooten leave your Lena, after all da trouble dat vee been true?"   Ole said "I tell you vun ting I'd never cheat you Lena, But I da story I related vussen true

 

7: See, da Parson vuss out hunting ven I got to hiss place, ant hiss missus said "He von't be back til dark"   Vell, I vaited for awhile 'til my bladder overtook me, so I took a little vock across da park

8: Den I noticed missus Svenson, noticed missus Svenson, noticed missus Svenson by da clothes-line pole   Ven I saw vutt she vuss vairing, I cooten help but staring, for da garment had a tiny little hole

 

9: " Den you oggled missus Svenson you ditten see da Parson, but now you come and tell me lies! So instead of only leaking, you ended up by peeking I oughta punch you right between da eyes!"

10: "-but ven missus Svenson saw me she hvacked me in da noggin, vittda vettest pair of pants I ever saw --"   "Vell I hope you learned a lesson and I love you, Ole Larson. Now go home an tink it over vitt your Ma and Pa !"

 

" Uff Da and Congratulations!

If your foot's still tapping, you are now partly Norvegian! "

( don't vurry, day got pills for chronic happy feets! )

 

 

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