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| That makes me angry, and when i get angry,Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset--People DIE |
We will hold the world ransom for.....ONE MILLION DOLLARS!! | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair |
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| I'm going to place them in an
easily-escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death. |
Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism. | I want chicken I want liver, Meow mix Meow Mix Please deliver |
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| I'm the boss, need the info. | Ladies and gentlemen, let this remind you that this organization does not tolerate failure. | |
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| Thats Dr. Evil- I didn't spend 6 years in evil medical school to be called Mr. thank you very much. | I like to see girls of that ... caliber. By
caliber, of course, I mean both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters. Two meanings ... caliber ... it's a homonym. |
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| You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. | Doctor Evil: Back in the 60’s I developed a weather changing machine, which was in essence a sophisticated heat beam which we called a "laser." Using these "lasers" we punch a hole in the protective layer around the world which we called the "ozone" layer. Slowly but surely ultraviolet rays would pour in increasing the risk of skin cancer that is…unless….. the world pays us a hefty ransom? #2: Mhmmmmm, that also already has happened. Doctor Evil: Shit |
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