Here's the coolest frickin survey on the net. Someday if I'm bored I may publish the results and the preferred answeres so you can compare your coolness to the likes of Schlong.

Do you like the movie Grease?

Who is your favorite Star Wars character?

How do you like ducks?

What is the most terrible form of torture you can think of?

What do you think would be most embarrassing?

Who do you think could beat Hulk Hogan in a cage match?

Who is the gayest actor in Hollywood?

What was the coolest band from the 80's?

In the cartoon Scooby Doo, why was Shaggy so damn scared?

What was the most ridiculous black sitcom ever made?

What is your favorite way to eat a Reeses?

What is your favorite 80's action drama series?

Who is the coolest rapper you can think of?

What is your favorite Winter Olympic Sport?

If you could be any animal in the world, what would you be?

Who is the coolest role-model?

Who is the coolest pro-wrestler of all time?

How much do you think all of Mr. T's jewelry weighs?

What is the best sitcom of all time?

If you were Bill Gates, what would you do with your fortune?

What is the best cartoon series ever made?

Who was the best comic on Saturday Night Live?

What is the most impossible NES game you have ever played?

Here's a toughie. Who is the best country artist of all time?

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