We're the Tobacco Industry.
In an unprecedented cooperative effort, the entire tobacco industry has banded together to help those who deserve it most... your CHILDREN. Yes, the tobacco industry has your children in mind.
Learn about innovative new programs that can help you and your children, sponsored by the Tobacco Industry Lobby for Youth Interests.
My First Cigarettes
In an effort to stop underage smoking, tobacco companies from all over the world have banded together to create a "non tobacco" alternative for youngsters that they can buy freely through this program. With each pack of 'Lil Smokey brand youth cigarettes kids buy, we will hold a real package of cigarettes for them until they reach legal age. Imagine youngsters bragging to friends about how many cartons of cigarettes they have waiting for them, all the while learning how to SMOKE WITHOUT DANGER to them (or their reputation)! With these harmless* cigarette alternatives, even young children can feel "included" in adult lives.
An added attraction is that with these cigarettes, adults can have a joy previously denied them by the "forces that be". You can now TEACH YOUR CHILDREN HOW TO SMOKE! Children no longer have to hide these kiddie cigarettes from anyone, so they will no longer have to learn to smoke in dirty bathrooms with unsavory characters. You can teach them to be healthy, responsible smokers. You can TAKE CONTROL over the smoking process and make your child's future a safe and happy one!
(My First Lighter also available)
Educational Video Series
Making these videos available freely to schools and institutional learning facilities of all kinds, the tobacco industry is saying WE CARE about your children. WE WANT YOUR CHILDREN to be properly educated about our world.
Going a step beyond Whittle's brilliant "Channel One" The 'Lil Smokey Video series is created by some of the best ad men (and women!) in the business. No child will miss a minute of History, Science, or Literature as these fast paced mile-a-minute romps propel children through the hallowed halls with the high octane they expect from today's modern entertainment.
But don't take OUR word for it... Listen to what these fine educators have to say** about the Lil Smokey Educational Video Series!
'Lil Smokey Book Series
This series for little ones has captured hearts and minds all over the world. These wonderful new stories have been created for children living in the modern world. Join Lil' Smokey and friends as they entertain and teach your child important life lessons. Look for them soon in the classroom!