CHRIS'S PLAYGROUND OF SHMUCK

FIVE GREAT GUYS AND A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT THEM.

• TROY HOOPER- This kid is always bitchen about girls, will somebody just ask the kid out and here is one big KISS-OFF to Hillarie Hirt!!!!!!!
• RYAN OSTERVICH- All I have to say is he is a Mexican.
• KEVIN VONDERHAAR- Kevin is the man. He has that bowling alley open twenty four seven.
• KEVIN SIMBERG- Kevin is a kid that is in LOVE with pie. Blueberry, Banana, it doesn't matter just give him pie and he will eat all night long!
• KEVIN RYAN- Kevin likes lesbians. So if you like lesbians you can call him or visit his website that is labled NUDE CHICKS at the bottom of the page.

Thanks to Hooper and Kevy Ry I have been able to put the best athelete ever on my page. I wish that he still played! Tupac- Two words for you "NOT DEAD." And he is the greatest rapper ever. I would like to give credit to this to Senor Rocco. THANKS JOE!

My Favorite Web Sites

nude chicks
Gryz totally nude (WANG AND ALL)
Racecars and Poop
CHICKS
Mike's Page, Screw Spanish
Gayest page on the NET
A great learning expirience