So your doing _______ eh?
-Eugene Beniot watching someone do something when he obviously already knows what they are doing.

Hey you know that Chewbacca guy from star wars? Yeah hes pretty cool.
-Eugene Benoit

You know that Steven Hawkings guy? Hes wheel chair? Yeah. Hes pretty smart.
-Eugene Benoit

Hey Honey
-Eugene Beniot answering the phone.

Am I straight?
-Jerry Dick asking if his tie was straight.

Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy. For another, how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to be creamed?
- Solomon Short