I tattooed your monitor, briefly.So you want to see what I have to say, eh? Welp, feel free to peruse this area as much or as little as you want. I'm no government, and I'm not hiding any alien spaceships - just my testicles. Trust me, you didn't want to see them anyways. Yeah, they're cute and all, but oddly enough, the smell caused by my glandular problem actually transfers along with even just photographs of them. Oh, and for every little page you go to, you* will be rewarded with naked pictures of anybody you want to see. Anybody.
Capn's Logbooks... (Updated 7/8/99ish?) Pablo... (Updated 8/6/99?) The Greatest Children's Story Ever Written... (Updated 9/16/99?) Manless Horsehead... (Updated 5/2/00?) * Not you, me. I suppose I should have said "I will reward myself with porn, and lots of it. I may even stalk you or your parents - yes, I think I will, actually. I will stalk your parents, and take pictures of them when they are naked, and send them around on the internet." Same thing, really.
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