HERE IT IS! THE BEST DEAL ON THE PLANET!

note---this is COMPLETELY a joke. i would never even dream of chopping the legs off a poor defenceless dog! i'm not that sick! i am an animal activist, and vegetarian. i wouldn't ever do this, so please, take it in the context i intended it. thanks. ~Raeanne


are you looking for a pet, but dont want the hassle of walking it, and chasing after it after it runs off? need a few throw pillows?

have i got a deal for you!

leg-less dogs! yes sir, you heard right, leg-less dogs!

this of it! you dont have to walk them! they can't run away! think of the $5 you'd save cuz you dont hafta buy a leash!

looking for something that will accent your living room? get yourself a leg-less dog! think about this folks! WARM, CUDDLY THROW PILLOWS!

for the low amount of $whatever you've got .in your pocket, you can have a leg-less dog!

(all major credit cards accepted, sorry, no c.o.d's *whatever they are*)

act now! supplies are running out!

void where prohibited by PETA, sorry, not available in Delaware.

leg-less dogs © Raeanne's Twisted Imagination® LTD.

Email: llamachickie@kornfreak.com