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USA Network Movies for March-April 2007

All Genres

Note: USA and the Sci-Fi channel use the same movie library,
and both consider any time before 6am to be night of date shown

Past movies have included Tim Burton's Beetlejuice (the ghost with the most), The Lost Boys (with fangs), Poltergeist (they're here), Jeepers Creepers, The Ghost & The Darkness, The Addams Family, Death Becomes Her, Halloween, The Seventh Sign (of the apocalypse), Tales From The Crypt, Peter Jackson's THE FRIGHTENERS (John Astin, Michael J. Fox), Liar Liar, Universal Soldier (the enemy can't kill undead soldiers), Waterworld and all 3 Indiana Jones movies, plus a lot of comedy movies
                                     March-April 2007
 MAR 01 12:00 PM      VERY BRADY SEQUEL, A       
 MAR 01 02:00 PM      LOSER       
 MAR 01  4pm & 2am    HEAD OVER HEELS       
 MAR 02 01:00 PM      ONE TRUE THING       
 MAR 02 03:30 PM      FOR RICHER OR POORER       
 MAR 02 02:00 AM      FOR RICHER OR POORER       
 MAR 02 04:30 AM      FRIGHTENERS, THE       
 MAR 03 10:00 AM      MAJESTIC, THE (Jim Carrey drama set in 1951, Martin Landau)      
 MAR 03 01:00 PM      FREQUENCY       
 MAR 03 03:30 PM      BIG FISH       
 MAR 03 12:00 AM      STEPHEN KING'S RIDING THE BULLET       
 MAR 03 03:00 AM      FREQUENCY       
 MAR 04 11:00 AM      HOW HIGH       
 MAR 04 01:00 PM      IN AND OUT       
 MAR 04 03:00 PM      AMERICAN PIE       
 MAR 04 05:00 PM      BRING IT ON       
 MAR 04 07:00 PM      ALONG CAME POLLY       
 MAR 04 09:00 PM      50 FIRST DATES       
 MAR 04 01:00 AM      HOW HIGH       
 MAR 05 12:00 PM      BRING IT ON       
 MAR 05 02:00 PM      ALONG CAME POLLY       
 MAR 05 04:00 PM      50 FIRST DATES       
 MAR 05 02:00 AM      COOL MONEY       
 MAR 06 12:00 PM      STEPHEN KING'S STORM OF THE CENTURY (6-hours)       
 MAR 06 09:00 PM      2 FAST 2 FURIOUS       
 MAR 06 02:00 AM      LAST RIDE, THE       
 MAR 07 12:00 PM      SUBSTITUTE 3: WINNER TAKES ALL       
 MAR 07 02:00 PM      LAST RIDE, THE       
 MAR 07 04:00 PM      2 FAST 2 FURIOUS       
 MAR 07 02:00 AM      SUBSTITUTE 3: WINNER TAKES ALL       
 MAR 08 01:00 PM      SUBSTITUTE 4       
 MAR 08 03:00 PM      JOHN GRISHAM'S THE RAINMAKER       
 MAR 08 02:00 AM      SUBSTITUTE 4       
 MAR 09 01:00 PM      AMERICAN GRAFFITI (MonsterVision review & host segments)
 MAR 09 03:30 PM      BOILER ROOM       
 MAR 09 12:00 AM      MERCURY RISING       
 MAR 09 02:30 AM      AMERICAN GRAFFITI       
 MAR 09 05:00 AM      THE ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE       
 MAR 10 10:00 AM      SUBSTITUTE, THE       
 MAR 10 12:00 PM      SUBSTITUTE 2: SCHOOL'S OUT       
 MAR 10 02:00 PM      MERCURY RISING       
 MAR 10 04:00 PM      MAN APART, A       
 MAR 10 06:00 PM      FAST AND THE FURIOUS, THE       
 MAR 10 12:00 AM      BREAKDOWN (2-hours)      
        (DAYLIGHT SAVINGS - set your clock ahead 1 hour)
 MAR 10 03:00 AM      A MAN APART       
 MAR 11 09:00 AM      BREAKDOWN       
 MAR 11 11:00 AM      VANILLA SKY       
 MAR 11 02:00 PM      GET SHORTY       
 MAR 11 04:00 PM      FAST AND THE FURIOUS, THE       
 MAR 11 06:00 PM      TRAINING DAY       
 MAR 11 08:30 PM      BOURNE IDENTITY, THE       
 MAR 11 01:00 AM      VANILLA SKY       
 MAR 12 01:00 PM      TRAINING DAY       
 MAR 12 03:30 PM      BOURNE IDENTITY, THE       
 MAR 12 02:00 AM      DOMINICK DUNNE PRESENTS: MURDER IN GREENWICH       
 MAR 13 01:00 PM      BIRD ON A WIRE       
 MAR 13 03:30 PM      SABRINA       
 MAR 13 09:00 PM      MISSION IMPOSSIBLE       
 MAR 13 02:30 AM      JOHNNY ENGLISH       
 MAR 14 01:00 PM      NURSE BETTY       
 MAR 14 03:30 PM      MISSION IMPOSSIBLE       
 MAR 14 02:00 AM      DUETS       
 MAR 15 12:30 PM      BURIED ALIVE (part 1 & 2)      
 MAR 15 04:00 PM      BIG EASY, THE       
 MAR 15 02:00 AM      BIG EASY, THE       
 MAR 16 12:00 PM      FRAILTY       
 MAR 16 02:00 PM      FUTURESPORT       
 MAR 16 04:00 PM      HALF PAST DEAD       
 MAR 16 12:00 AM      PATCH ADAMS       
 MAR 16 02:00 AM      AMERICAN PIE       
 MAR 16 04:00 AM      FUTURESPORT       
 MAR 17 09:00 AM      LOSER       
 MAR 17 11:00 AM      AMERICAN PIE       
 MAR 17 01:00 PM      BRING IT ON AGAIN       
 MAR 17 03:00 PM      NUTTY PROFESSOR II: THE KLUMPS (Eddie Murphy)      
 MAR 17 05:00 PM      PATCH ADAMS (Robin Williams)      
 MAR 17 07:00 PM      LIAR LIAR (Jim Carrey as a lawyer forced to tell the truth by a wish)
 MAR 17 09:00 PM      BRUCE ALMIGHTY (Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman as God)      
 MAR 17 12:00 AM      BRUCE ALMIGHTY       
 MAR 17 03:00 AM      LIAR LIAR       
 MAR 18 10:00 AM      JEEPERS CREEPERS & JEEPERS CREEPERS II       
 MAR 18 02:00 PM      JAWS "We're gonna need a bigger boat" (MonsterVision review & host segments)     
 MAR 18 05:00 PM      FINAL DESTINATION & FINAL DESTINATION 2       
 MAR 18 09:00 PM      UNBREAKABLE       
 MAR 18 01:00 AM      JEEPERS CREEPERS       
 MAR 19 12:00 PM      FINAL DESTINATION & FINAL DESTINATION 2       
 MAR 19 04:00 PM      UNBREAKABLE       
 MAR 19 02:00 AM      HITCHER 2: I'VE BEEN WAITING, THE       
 MAR 20 01:00 PM      CARRIE (2002, 3-hour remake)       
 MAR 20 04:00 PM      HITCHER 2: I'VE BEEN WAITING, THE       
 MAR 20 09:00 PM      SCORPION KING, THE       
 MAR 20 02:00 AM      SUBMERGED       
 MAR 21 12:00 PM      DERAILED       
 MAR 21 02:00 PM      SUBMERGED       
 MAR 21 04:00 PM      SCORPION KING, THE       
 MAR 21 02:00 AM      JOHN CARPENTER PRESENTS VAMPIRES: LOS MUERTOS       
 MAR 22 12:00 PM      JOHN CARPENTER PRESENTS VAMPIRES: LOS MUERTOS       
 MAR 22 02:00 PM      SKULLS 3, THE       
 MAR 22 04:00 PM      SKULLS, THE       
 MAR 22 02:00 AM      SKULLS, THE       
 MAR 23 01:00 PM      RED DRAGON (Hannible Lector)      
 MAR 23 03:30pm & 12am  SPY GAME (Brad Pitt, Robert Redford)   
 MAR 23 02:30 AM      RED DRAGON       
 MAR 23 05:00 AM      THIR13EN GHOSTS       
 MAR 24 09:00 AM      UNDERCOVER BROTHER       
 MAR 24 10:30 AM      LOVE AND BASKETBALL       
 MAR 24 01:00 PM      ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS       
 MAR 24 03:00 PM      FRIDAY AFTER NEXT       
 MAR 24 05:00 PM      BARBERSHOP 2: BACK IN BUSINESS       
 MAR 24 07:00 PM      MEET THE PARENTS       
 MAR 24 09:00 PM      ALONG CAME POLLY       
 MAR 24 12:00 AM      BARBERSHOP       
 MAR 24 03:00 AM      LOVE AND BASKETBALL       
 MAR 25 10:00 AM      BARBERSHOP & BARBERSHOP 2: BACK IN BUSINESS       
 MAR 25 02:00 PM      MEET THE PARENTS       
 MAR 25 04:00 PM      ALONG CAME POLLY       
 MAR 25 01:00 AM      WAY OF THE GUN       
 MAR 26 12:00 PM      BEAUTICIAN AND THE BEAST, THE       
 MAR 26 02:00 PM      THE STORY OF US       
 MAR 26 04:00 PM      GURU, THE       
 MAR 26 02:00 AM      MARKSMAN, THE       
 MAR 27 12:00 PM      DERAILED       
 MAR 27 02:00 PM      NINE LIVES       
 MAR 27 04:00 PM      MARKSMAN, THE       
 MAR 27 09:00 PM      FAST AND THE FURIOUS, THE       
 MAR 27 02:00 AM      NINE LIVES       
 MAR 28 12:00 PM      DRAGONHEART       
 MAR 28 02:00 PM      ROLLERBALL (2002)       
 MAR 28 04:00 PM      FAST AND THE FURIOUS, THE       
 MAR 28 02:00 AM      ROLLERBALL (2002)       
 MAR 29 12:00 PM      ATOMIC TRAIN (2.5 HR)       
 MAR 29 02:30 PM      10.5       
 MAR 29 02:00 AM      D.C. SNIPER: 23 DAYS OF FEAR       
 MAR 30 12:30 PM      GAME, THE       
 MAR 30 03:00 PM      TRAFFIC       
 MAR 30 12:00 AM      COLD MOUNTAIN       
 MAR 30 03:00 AM      OUT OF SIGHT       
 MAR 31 09:30 AM      INTOLERABLE CRUELTY       
 MAR 31 11:30 AM      OUT OF SIGHT       
 MAR 31 02:00 PM      COLD MOUNTAIN       
 MAR 31 05:00 PM      GANGS OF NEW YORK       
 MAR 31 12:00 AM      IN HELL (Jean-Claude Van Damme in Russian jail)      
 MAR 31 03:00 AM      GANGS OF NEW YORK 
 APR 01 12:30 PM      MUMMY, THE       
 APR 01 03:00 PM      MUMMY RETURNS, THE       
 APR 01 06:00 PM      SCORPION KING, THE       
 APR 01 08:00 PM      PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL
 APR 01 01:00 AM      SPY GAME       
 APR 02 12:30 PM      SPY GAME       
 APR 02 03:00 PM      SCORPION KING, THE       
 APR 02 05:00 PM      PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL       
 APR 02 02:00 AM      LIFE       
 APR 03 12:00 PM      SGT BILKO       
 APR 03 01:30 PM      LIFE       
 APR 03 03:30 PM      FOR RICHER OR POORER       
 APR 03 09:00 PM      HAPPY GILMORE       
 APR 03 02:00 AM      GOOD BURGER       
 APR 04 12:00 PM      GOOD BURGER       
 APR 04 02:00 PM      UNDERCOVER BROTHER       
 APR 04 04:00 PM      HAPPY GILMORE       
 APR 04 02:00 AM      UNDERCOVER BROTHER       
 APR 05 01:00 PM      HURRICANE, THE       
 APR 05 02:00 AM      BOWFINGER       
 APR 06 01:00 PM      MAJESTIC, THE       
 APR 06 12:00 AM      END OF DAYS       
 APR 06 02:00 AM      STIR OF ECHOES       
 APR 06 04:00 AM      FREDDY VS. JASON       
 APR 07 10:00 AM      THE RELIC       
 APR 07 02:00 PM      FREDDY VS. JASON       
 APR 07 04:00 PM      STIR OF ECHOES       
 APR 07 06:00 PM      END OF DAYS       
 APR 07 12:00 AM      AMERICAN WEDDING       
 APR 07 03:00 AM      AMERICAN PIE       
 APR 08 09:00 AM      UNDERCOVER BROTHER       
 APR 08 10:30 AM      NOTTING HILL       
 APR 08 01:00 PM      AMERICAN WEDDING       
 APR 08 03:00 PM      AMERICAN PIE II       
 APR 08 05:00 PM      AMERICAN PIE       
 APR 08 07:00 PM      FAST AND THE FURIOUS, THE       
 APR 08 09:00 PM      2 FAST 2 FURIOUS       
 APR 08 01:00 AM      NOTTING HILL       
 APR 09 12:00 PM      AMERICAN PIE II       
 APR 09 02:00 PM      FAST AND THE FURIOUS, THE       
 APR 09 04:00 PM      2 FAST 2 FURIOUS       
 APR 09 02:00 AM      MYSTERY MEN       
 APR 10 12:30 PM      LIFE OF DAVID GALE, THE       
 APR 10 03:30 PM      PRIVATE PARTS       
 APR 10 09:00 PM      HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS       
 APR 10 02:30 AM      DUDLEY DO RIGHT       
 APR 11 12:00 PM      DUDLEY DO RIGHT       
 APR 11 01:30 PM      DUETS       
 APR 11 03:30 PM      HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS       
 APR 11 02:00 AM      DUETS       
 APR 12 01:00 PM      15 MINUTES       
 APR 12 03:30 PM      OUT OF SIGHT       
 APR 12 02:00 AM      HEIST       
 APR 13 12:00 PM      EMPIRE       
 APR 13 02:00 PM      HEIST       
 APR 13 08:00 PM      NATIONAL TREASURE       
 APR 13 12:00 AM      HUNTED, THE       
 APR 13 02:00 AM      EMPIRE       
 APR 13 04:00 AM      FOREIGNER, THE       
 APR 14 09:00 AM      WATERWORLD       
 APR 14 12:00 PM      MUMMY, THE       
 APR 14 03:00 PM      COLLATERAL DAMAGE       
 APR 14 05:30 PM      BOURNE IDENTITY, THE       
 APR 14 08:00 PM      NATIONAL TREASURE       
 APR 14 12:00 AM      FOREIGNER, THE       
 APR 14 03:00 AM      MUMMY, THE       
 APR 15 09:30 AM      COLLATERAL DAMAGE       
 APR 15 12:00 PM      DAYLIGHT       
 APR 15 02:30 PM      BOURNE IDENTITY, THE       
 APR 15 05:00 PM      FACE/OFF       
 APR 15 08:00 PM      NATIONAL TREASURE       
 APR 15 01:00 AM      DAYLIGHT       
 APR 16 02:00 PM      FACE/OFF       
 APR 16 05:00 PM      NATIONAL TREASURE       
 APR 16 02:00 AM      TALES FROM THE CRYPT: BORDELLO OF BLOOD       
 APR 17 01:00 PM      LOVE AND BASKETBALL       
 APR 17 03:30 PM      BEST MAN, THE       
 APR 17 09:00 PM      BARBERSHOP 2: BACK IN BUSINESS       
 APR 17 02:00 AM      IN AND OUT       
 APR 18 12:00 PM      IN AND OUT       
 APR 18 02:00 PM      BEAUTICIAN AND THE BEAST, THE       
 APR 18 04:00 PM      BARBERSHOP 2: BACK IN BUSINESS       
 APR 18 02:00 AM      BEAUTICIAN AND THE BEAST, THE       
 APR 19 12:30 PM      GAME, THE       
 APR 19 03:00 PM      THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE       
 APR 19 02:00 AM      THE RELIC       
 APR 20 12:30 PM      TIMELINE       
 APR 20 03:00 PM      WATERWORLD       
 APR 20 12:00 AM      BARBERSHOP 2: BACK IN BUSINESS       
 APR 20 02:00 AM      HONEY       
 APR 20 04:00 AM      YOU GOT SERVED       
 APR 21 09:00 AM      SABRINA       
 APR 21 11:30 AM      HONEY       
 APR 21 06:00 PM      LIAR LIAR       
 APR 21 12:00 AM      PATCH ADAMS       
 APR 21 03:00 AM      SABRINA       
 APR 22 09:00 AM      SCREWED       
 APR 22 10:30 AM      BRING IT ON AGAIN       
 APR 22 12:30 PM      THE FIRST WIVES CLUB       
 APR 22 02:30 PM      LIAR LIAR       
 APR 22 04:30 PM      HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS       
 APR 22 07:00 PM      50 FIRST DATES       
 APR 22 09:00 PM      BRUCE ALMIGHTY       
 APR 22 01:00 AM      BRING IT ON AGAIN       
 APR 23 11:30 AM      HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS       
 APR 23 02:00 PM      50 FIRST DATES       
 APR 23 04:00 PM      BRUCE ALMIGHTY       
 APR 23 02:00 AM      QUEEN OF THE DAMNED       
 APR 24 01:00 PM      BIG EASY, THE       
 APR 24 03:00 PM      12 MONKEYS       
 APR 24 09:00 PM      MERCENARY FOR JUSTICE       
 APR 24 02:00 AM      BIG EASY, THE       
 APR 25 12:00 PM      SUBMERGED       
 APR 25 02:00 PM      HALF PAST DEAD       
 APR 25 04:00 PM      MERCENARY FOR JUSTICE       
 APR 25 02:00 AM      LEAVE IT TO BEAVER       
 APR 26 12:00 PM      CATS & DOGS (Jeff Goldblum's talking cat tries to take over the world)
 APR 26 02:00 PM      LEAVE IT TO BEAVER       
 APR 26 04:00 PM      ABOUT A BOY       
 APR 26 02:00 AM      EARTHQUAKE: NATURE UNLEASHED       
 APR 27 12:30 PM      EARTHQUAKE: NATURE UNLEASHED       
 APR 27 02:30 PM      AFTERSHOCK: EARTHQUAKE IN NEW YORK       
 APR 27 12:00 AM      UNBREAKABLE       
 APR 27 02:30 AM      AFTERSHOCK: EARTHQUAKE IN NEW YORK       
 APR 28 10:00 AM      FREQUENCY       
 APR 28 12:30 PM      SAINT, THE       
 APR 28 03:00 PM      UNBREAKABLE       
 APR 28 05:30 PM      KISS THE GIRLS       
 APR 28 12:00 AM      SAINT, THE       
 APR 28 03:00 AM      FREQUENCY       
 APR 29 10:00 AM      BLOW       
 APR 29 12:30 PM      JACKAL, THE       
 APR 29 03:00 PM      KISS THE GIRLS       
 APR 29 05:30 PM      PRIMAL FEAR       
 APR 29 08:30 PM      BONE COLLECTOR, THE       
 APR 29 01:00 AM      BLOW       
 APR 30 12:30 PM      PRIMAL FEAR       
 APR 30 03:30 PM      BONE COLLECTOR, THE       
 APR 30 02:00 AM      EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY (Jeff Goldblum, Gina Davis)
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* Note: October 2003, the merger between GE and Vivendi UA was completed. This gives NBC control of Universal Hollywood including Universal's 5000-film library including Spielberg movies and 34,000 hours of TV shows including Law & Order; USA Network & the Sci-Fi channel, Trio, Bravo and Telmundo. The summer 2004 horror film "Van Helsing" will also now be a NBC tv-series just months later in the 2005 season