MOE'S TAVERN
Moe taking a lie detector test- listen if you haven't heard this before!
Moe Szyslak pictures:

"Yeah, well I just get so tired of idiots shooting their mouthes off, laughing and clapping...makes me want to start poking eyes out and slashing guts and kicking throats."
Mommar
(Moe) Szyslak, bartender at Moe's Tavern in Springfield, is
without a doubt the greatest character on The Simpsons. He is by
far the most surly and bitter person on the show. That's what makes him
so funny! Moe is best known as the guy who receives prank phone calls
from Bart, but he is so much more than that. He once blamed all tax problems
on immigrants, gets burned by holy water and is forced to attend a road
rage seminar. In one episode, Moe sells oysters that resemble Lucille Ball.
His accomplishments include opening "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag,"
"Flaming Moe's," and "Moe's Pet Shop."
Szyslak Facts:
Claims his forefathers were bartenders to the Czar.
Moe's voice is done by Hank Azaria, the same guy who does Apu, Wiggum and many others.
Specializes in serving Duff Beer.
Moe is one of the original Little Racals in the show Our Gang.
Serves as a bookie for football bets
Member of the NRA
Insists that Barney Gumbel owes him 14 billion dollars.
Moe's Tavern is not your ordinary bar. It has hosted everything from washer and dryer races and boxing matches to U2 and Aerosmith. The Red Hot Chilli Peppers once set foot in Moe's Tavern. The bar was "the place to be" in Springfield a couple of times. First, after Homer invented a drink which Moe called a "Flaming Moe" and also during a brief period of prohibition. (Click here to download the Flamin' Moe song). Moe's tavern is frequented by Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl.
Here's a list of some of the things that have gone on at the tavern:
A whale smuggling ring was run out of the back.
Panda's were held hostage at back of bar.
Celebrities who have visited Moe's Tavern:
Wade Boggs
Red Hot Chilli Peppers (Anthony Kiedis, Flea, Chad Smith, Arik Marshall)
Hugh Hefner
Troy McClure
Krusty The Clown
Sounds
Moe threatening to pull out eyes... listen
"No no, that wasy funny, taking away my dignity like that." listen
"You know, you really irritate me Skinner, what with your store-bought haircut and excellent posture." listen
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