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Toads Tales

This page is for jokes and stories from various sources. If you have anything you would like to submit for display on this page, e-mail it to me. If I think it is appropriate, I will put it up. (Since this is my page, I am the final judge of what will be shown here.)

Warning!

Some of the contents on this page may not
be for children, or for the easily offended!!

Click Here to check out some pretty good one liners.

For a few good blonde jokes, click Here

The Pig Test

Draw a pig. Any old pig. How you draw your pig will tell you some things...

DON'T CHEAT, BECAUSE IF YOU DO IT WON'T WORK. DRAW THE PIG FIRST AND JUST FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS. HAVE FUN.
This is quite interesting! You must not move on before you draw your pig.
NO CHEATING NOW!!
The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the person drawing it...
Are you done? You drew your pig? All right then!!
WHOOO HOOO!! HERE WE GO!! HAHAHAHAHA~~~~~~~~

Click Here to find out what it all means...




This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US navalship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.


Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT IS ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.


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