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Blonde jokes...

~What is a blonde's idea of safe sex?
*A padded head board.

~What do you call six blondes in a freezer?
*Frosted flakes.

~How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
*Just one, she holds the bulb, and the world revolves around her.

~Three blondes were walking along a beach when they found a bottle with a genie inside. When they let the genie out, he gave them each one wish. The first blonde said she wanted to be 20% smarter, and the genie turned her into a brunette. The second blonde said she wanted to be 50% smarter, and the genie turned her into a redhead. The third blonde, just to be difficult, said she wanted to be dumber, and so the genie turned her into a man.

~How does a blonde turn the light on after sex?
*She opens the car door.

~Three pregnant women were in their doctor's office on the same day. The first woman, a brunette, came out of the examining room with a look of delight on her face. "The doctor told me I am going to have a boy!"  she said. "I think it is because I was on top when I conceived."  The second woman, a redhead, came out and said, "He told me I am going to have a girl! I think it is because I was on the bottom when I conceived." The third woman, a blonde, overheard these comments, and began to cry. When she was asked what was wrong, she sobbed, "If both of you are right, I am going to have puppies!"