Yo Mama is so...... Jokes

......... she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.

......... when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.

......... when she where's a yellow rain coat, people follow here yelling "TAXI"

......... she had to go to sea world to get baptised.

......... her favorite dress is a tent.

......... she left home with high heels, she come home with flip-flops.

......... she has to iron her pants in the drive way.

......... she puts on tampons with a bazooka.

......... she puts on lipstick with a paint-roller.

......... she needed to pierce her ear with a harpoon.

......... she sat on a rainbow and skittels popped out.

......... when she sat on a quarter she got two dimes and a nickel.

......... she rolled over four quarters and got a dollar.

......... the Department of Transportation makes her wear a "caution wide load" sign.

......... when she steps on the scale it says "one at a time please".

......... when she steps on the scale it says "to be continued".

......... when she steps on the scale it says "I don't do livestock".

......... the last time she saw 90210, it was on the scale.

......... the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

......... when she hauls @$$, she has to make two trips.

......... she eats wheat thicks.

......... when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight.

......... she has here own zip code.

......... the phone company gave here two area codes.

......... people jog around here for exercise.

......... when she puts on her clothes, they beg for mercy.

......... when she wears a red dress the kids chase after here thinking she is the kool aid man.

......... when she wears a Malcom X shirt, helicopters try to land on here.

......... when she goes somewhere she shows up on radars.

......... when she aditioned for Indiana Jones, she got the place of the big rolling ball.

......... she couldn't star in the show, forest gump, becuase she kept eating all the chocolates.

.......... she looks at a food menu she goes O.K.

.......... when the police showed her feet she couldn't identify them.

.......... she has more chins than the Chinese phone book.

.......... she qualifies for group insurance.

.......... when I swerved to miss her I ran out of gas.