One day I was in the bathroom when I suddenly slipped. My foot became engulfed in the toilet. I pushed, pulled, and tugged, to get my foot out of that stubborn toilet. Then I noticed something, the toilet was made of beef. So I ate my way free out of this terrible mess I got myself into. Later that evening, during suppertime, I couldn't eat because I ate the toilet which spoiled my dinner.
The Effects of Alcohol
Drinking too many alcoholic beverages can be a bad thing. My grandma is a prime example of this. My grandma is just the party animal so we hang out with each other a lot and she goes to parties with me. My friends call her Jose, because she's so Loco. One night she had a little too much to drink and she was driving along the road when she pulled over next to a giant corn cob water tower. I said to grams, "What are you doing!" She didn't say anything and opened her trunk. She pulled a giant tub of butter. Then she started to climb the corn cob, and I knew the only way to get her down. I yelled, "Match in the Gas tank, BOOM BOOM!" Then she came right down. Grams is so crazy.
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