NOTHING IS PERMANENT.
The Ghostman is sick. The Ghostman is tired. The Ghostman is sick and tired of all the bullshit that this planet produces day in and day out. The Ghostman is disgusted at his fellow man. The Ghostman has had it up to here with the stupidity of HUMANITY!!!
I'm sick of how the world is getting stupider and stupider by the millisecond.
I'm tired of my joke of a love life. Get this, Death Car's friends (who, according to her, she all hates) like me when I'm her friend. I'm a great and funny guy to them. However, when I'm her boyfriend, they think I'm a psycho-stalker who has mental problems. Maybe its because I don't smoke, don't drink and don't take drugs.
I'm tired of not being a millionaire!
I'm tired of everything being temporary.
Nothing is permanent.
Everything fades.
Love dies. People die. Countries are conquered. Countries are obliterated by natural disasters. Tattoos can be removed. Television shows get canceled. Wrestlers fall from ceilings and die.
You're darned right I'm sad about the passing of Owen Hart! He was one of my favorites, since I was ten years old! Owen Hart, starting his career as the Blue Blazer back flipped his way into my heart. Throughout everything, I was always excited with what Owen Hart could do in the ring. I was always hoping one day he'd become the WWF champion. Well, that's not gonna happen now is it?
The only thing I'm mad at the WWF for, is that they only wore those black "OH" bands one night. If an athlete in any other sport dies, they wear his number for the rest of the season. It would only be right for the WWF wrestlers to wear those bands for the rest of the year.
No, I'm not upset at Vince McMahon for keeping the pay-per-veiw going. If he would've stopped the live event, not only would he have to give the fans their money back, but people would've bitched about missing the Undertaker/Austin title match.
I'm so sick of everyone's pissing and moaning. Doesn't anybody just deal with the hand their dealt anymore?
The answer is NO. I don't. You don't. No one does. It's like I said in the last column, no one's responsible anymore. Why do I piss and moan about the hand I'm given? I blame the music of The Backstreet Boys, N' Sync and 98 Degrees.
It just seems like everything I love, or my favorite things are going away. If this is a part of growing up, it sucks!
Goodbye MST 3K. You were, and always will be, my favorite TV show of all time.
Goodbye John Henson. Of you and Greg Kinnear, you were the better host. Talk Soup won't be the same.
Goodbye Owen Hart. You will be forever missed by your legions of fans.
Here are ten things that piss me off really fast.
All right my friends, let's talk about something else. Where is it written that if you want to be successful female singer, you have to be out of your flippin' mind? Think about it. Whitney Houston? Crazy. Madonna? Insane. Shania Twain? Nuts. Alanis Morrissette? Far Gone. Tori Amos? A Loon. All of TLC? Certifiably Unstable. If you think I'm lying or saying this out of spite, just watch any of these ladies on a VH1 Behind the Music or hell, any of their interviews from the nineties. Although in Shania's case I think she was driven insane because she had to work almost nonstop for years support her family.
SILLY-ASS QUOTE OF THIS COLUMN:
"You know what happens when you pour bleach on dog urine? It blows up!"- Shades.
Actually, if you think about it that's not so silly as it is useful for when you have to clean up your own pet's mess.
Well, that's it. Keep your eyes on ZEBRA CHEESE. I plan to take some courses on Web-Design and computer programming. I hope to do great things in the future. Stuff that will make you and other people sit back and say, "Damn! This guy not only has skill and talent, but makes this web-site come to life! By the way, if you're down with Zebra Cheese, tell your friends about it!
I end this column with a quote from Terry Pratchett author of the Discworld series:
"When someone is saved from certain death by a strange concatenation of circumstances, they say that's a miracle. But of course if someone is killed by a freak chain of events - the oil spilled just there, the safety fence broken just there - that must also be a miracle. Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous."- From the novel Interesting Times.
Until next time, stay safe, sane and above all, true to yourself. Do come again.
Originally written by The Ghostman on July 23th, 1999.