Fun Firefighter Jokes
You know you're a volunteer when..
1. You've woken up thinking your pager went off and as you look at it..., it does.
2.You lay out your clothes from that day so if there is a call at night you can find them quickly.
3.You carry enough in your car to extinguish a minor blaze.
4.You spend a great deal of time explaining to your friends what it means to be a volunteer- "Yes, I'm ALWAYS on duty. No, I'm not kidding!"
5.You can hear that the siren will go off even before your dog does.
6.The microwave goes off and you're already out of the house thinking it was your pager... when you realize the popcorn is done.
7.Your wife/girlfriend has learned to duck and take cover when they hear the pager go off for fear of being run down.
8.Your girlfriend/wife plays the TONES just to get your attention!!
9.You leave your spouse with a full cart of groceries, in the checkout line of the grocery store to go to a structure fire.
10.You have ever run out of the diner across from the station when the tones go off without paying.... Yelling back to them, "Ill be right back!!"
11.You complain about all the calls you are getting but secretly wish there were more!
12.You buy the station wagon/minivan/SUV just so that you have enough room in your car for all your gear.
13.You're children own their own "real" bunker gear and think it is their right to go with you to a call.
Redneck Firefighters
1.Your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing on the way to the scene.
2.You have naked lady mud flaps on your pumper.
3.Your firehouse has wheels.
4.You've ever gotten back and found out you locked yourselves out of the firehouse.
5.Fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire gettin' drunk.
6.You've ever been toned out on an outhouse fire.
7.That outhouse fire was with entrapment.
8.You've ever let a person's house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt on their ground.
9.At least one vehicle in the firehouse still has decorations on it from the Halloween Parade and it's January.
10.Your personnel vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it.
11.You don't own a Dalmation, but you do have a coon dog named Sparky.
12.You've ever walked through a christmas display and came up with more than 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck.
13.Your rescue truck can smoke the tires.
14.Your department's name is misspelled on the equipment.
15.Your engine had to be towed in the last Christmas Parade.
16.Dispatch can't mention your name without laughing.
17.The local news crew won't put your department on TV because you embarassed them last time.
18.You've ever referred to a light bar as sexy.
19.Your defib consists of a pair of jumper cables, a marine battery, and a fish finder.
20.You've ever taken a girl on a date in a pumper.
21.Your pumper has been on fire more times than it has been to a fire.
22.Your pumper smokes more than the house fire.
23.The only time the trucks leave the station is on bingo night.
24.Your apparatus has carbon monoxide detectors mounted in the cab.
25.You return from a fire with more junk than you arrived with.
26.The Chief's car has a rag for a gas cap.