What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?
Would you like fries with that.
What do you get when you complete the activities sheet at Denny’s?
Accepted to OSU.
What’s the difference between OSU girls and garbage?
At least the garbage gets taken out every week.
What’s the difference between OSU girls and garbage?
No I was asking you.
What’s the difference between OSU girls and the Titanic?
Only a few thousand went down on the Titanic.
How do you get for Ann Arbor to Columbus?
Take 23 south until you smell it, then east until you step in it.
What’s the difference between OSU and OJ?
O.J. wins the big ones.
What’s the difference between a dead deer in the road and a dead Buckeye in the road?
The deer has skid marks in front of it.
How do you make Buckeye cookies?
Put the in a bowl and beat them for about 3 hours.
How many Buckeyes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he gets 4 credits for it.
What do OSU and marijuana have in common?
They both get smoked in a bowl.
How do you get an OSU grad of your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
Why do OSU fans always wear hats to the game?
So they know which end to wipe.
How do we know Jesus wasn’t born in Columbus?
Because you can’t find three wise men or a virgin there.
Why should OSU go back to artificial turf?
So the cheerleaders will stop grazing.
What do you get when you have 32 Buckeyes in a room?
A full set of teeth.
What do you get when you have 50 Buckeyes in a room?
An AA meeting.
How do you stop a Buckeye from making a cake?
Paint the eggs maize and blue and he won’t be able to beat them for years.
Three OSU students are in a car, who is driving?
A Cop.
Why did the OSU grad put his degree in his windshield?
To park in the handicapped spot.
Jim Tressell and Lloyd Carr were driving around one night and just by chance, their paths crossed and they crash. When he gets to "Coach's
Row" in Heaven, Jim looks in wonder at the crimson and grey house he is given, and even though it is small, he figures it's not so bad
because he lives between such coaches as Knute Rockne and Bear Bryant. Then he looks down the street and sees a giant maize and blue
mansion, I mean it is beautiful, with a gorgeous lawn etc. and there is a big party going on around the pool and everyone is singing "The
Victors". So Jim asks Knute: "Hey, Knute why does Lloyd Carr get such a fine, big house and I get such a small house?" Knute looks at
him and says "Oh that's not Lloyd's house, Lloyd survived the crash, THATS GOD'S HOUSE!!"
What’s the difference between an OSU girl and a Corvette?
Fewer people have ridden a Corvette.
What do OSU grads and sperm have in common?
They both have about a 1 in a million chance to make it.
What’s the difference between an OSU girl and a bag of crap?
The bag.
What do you get when you cross a Buckeye with a pig?
We don’t know, pigs have morals too.
What do you call an attractive girl in Columbus?
A Tourist.
What do you a Buckeye in a suit?
The defendant.
What do OSU and UM quarterbacks have in common?
They usually throw to the guy in blue.
What do UM and OSU students have in common?
They both got into Ohio State.
What is a drug ring in Columbus called?
Offensive huddle.
Who is OSU’s new defensive coordinator?
Johnny Cochran.
What does the OSU football team do during two-a-days?
Study the Miranda Rights.
How do you know the toothbrush was invented by an OSU grad?
If a UM grad had invented it, it would be called a teethbrush.
How can you tell that it’s homecoming weekend at OSU?
Janitors across the nation ask for the weekend off.
Albert Einstien went to a party & asked people their I.Q. He asked this guy and he said, "120". Albert said great, lets talk about
nuclear fission. The next person he asked said, "51" and Albert said, "How bout dem Bucks?”
How can you break a Buckeye’s finger?
Kick him in the butt.
Why don't OSU girls wear earrings?
They would get caught on their ankles.
