Rating: 1 (library disc)
   I donít know if he named himself after the whale, the novel, or the Led Zeppelin song, but in any case itís appropriate.
   Like the whale, heís a white vegetarian from New England.
   Like the novel, heís dreary and interminable.
   Like the song, heís pointless and self-indulgent.
   Seriously, though, how does Mr. Even-Animals-Have-Rights justify taking the hook from someone elseís song, putting a drumbeat under it, and claiming it as his own composition?

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