Note to Readers
It seems like every other reviewer (except Cosmic Ben) has a lists page, and I don't want to miss the bandwagon. Instead of compiling my favorite organists, though, I thought I'd do some more silly ideas. I hope you have fun!
The Flying V Brian Jones’ trapezoid guitar The Teardrop Eddie Van Halen’s bizarre red-black-white paint job |
Bo Diddley’s rectangle Susanna Hoffs’ Rickenbacker Jimmy Page’s double-neck Gibson Bruce Springsteen’s Fender |
Mike Dirnt John Paul Jones Jimi Hendrix (with the Experience) Michael Jackson (with the Jackson Five) |
Gene Cornish Joe Strummer Roger Taylor Kim Thayil |
Cliff Burton Jack Casady John Entwhistle Chris Squire |
Mitch Mitchell Don Brewer Lars Ulrich Alex Van Halen |
Duane Allman’s muttonchops Dave Hope’s moustache Paul McCartney’s beard Mark McGrath’s chin beard Frank Zappa’s moustache |
Martin Chambers’ sideburns David Crosby’s moustache Bob Dylan’s (alleged) beard Axl Rose’s beard Alec John Such’s soul patch |
Howie – Backstreet Boys Justin – *N’Sync Nick – 98° Rich – 5ive Taylor – Hanson |
A.J. – Backstreet Boys Chris – *N'Sync Drew – 98° Robbie – Take That Trevor – O-Town |
"Get Up Stand Up" (Bob Marley) -- whenever he falls down "It's Alright" (The Impressions) -- when he's got a boo-boo "Cutie Pie" (to the tune of the Beatles' "Honey Pie") -- because he is one "Nobody But Me" (The Human Beinz) -- he sure has a way of making us say "no no no no no no no no no" The Sanford & Son Theme -- for some reason, the cadence Abe uses for "ba ba ba ba" sounds a lot like the opening notes, and we simply carry on "The Night They Drove Abe Knowlton Down" (to the tune of the Band's "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down") -- when he pouts because we, for example, don't let him chew on an electrical cord "Peaches" (The Presidents of the United States of America) -- the anthem of Abe's favorite pureed fruit "Twist and Shout" -- you can't beat this for dancing, and you get to sing "shake it up, Abie, now" "Bohemian Rhapsody" -- always started when Abe says "mama" in a particularly mellifluous manner "Rock With You" (Michael Jackson) -- because that's what we do Any song with "maybe" or "baby" in the title -- "Abie" can be easily substituted ("Abie Baby", "Abie I Love Your Way", "I Love You, Abie", etc.) |
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