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BRITNEY SPEARS

Oops... I Did It Again!
   Well, now, this is an attractive package. The front cover has a shot of Britney clinging to a bead curtain, in a scene reminiscent of your favorite bordello. She's wearing hip-huggers that show off her waist (about the size of your average ten-year-old child's) and a quasi-halter top about one size too small, so you really get a nice idea of the shape of her bosom. The look on her face is odd — I think she's attempting to give us the "come hither" look, but it's actually looks like she's taken too many antihistamines.
   Inside there's a nice photo of Britney leaning backward off a couch. The important thing is that you get to see her cleavage, but you might also note her fashionably tousled hair. Definitely enough to keep a lonesome teenage boy occupied for a little while.
   There's a round piece of plastic in the middle, too, but it doesn't have any pictures, so I threw it out.

READER COMMENTS

  • From Ratko: I must say that your Britney Spears review is sharp and to the point. Very masterful indeed. I can only hope you'll soon review Christina Aguilera too. :-)
  • From Joe H.: I loved it!! Especially the line "There's a round piece of plastic in the middle, too, but it doesn't have any pictures, so I threw it out". Classic!
  • From Jason Justian: Man, are you INSANE? That thing you threw away was a COMPACT DISC. You should have at least investigated it; a compact disc is capable of storing THOUSANDS of pictures!
  • From Nick Collings: You could use your Britney Spears review as a template and change the name to ANY current female manufactured artist - and Jason Justian was right, the compact disc can stored loads of hot pictures. Retreive the disc from your bin and investigate!

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