Detroit's Finest Desis'

On behalf of Desis' throughout Detroit! This is the Lifestyle everyone wishes that they could have...we know it...because its a well known fact that - No One does it the way we do! and - NORTH IS BETTER!

You Know You're Desi When...

• You force expired coupons on the delivery boy
• You try to bargain everywhere...even in the U.S.A.
• At one point in your life you've owned a Honda
• You refer to everyone else as "white" or "black"
• You walk down the street and point out other desis'
• In your homeland you point out the "whites"
• You tan...even though your ALREADY BROWN!
• You consider everyone of brown color, related to you
• You know what CPT, DST and IST stand for
• You show up at least 2-3 hours later then expected
• The REAL party doesn't begin till Midnight
• The best part about the party is the AFTERPARTY
• The word FOB catogorizes anyone from abroad
• The OM around your neck is custom designed
• Aishwariya Rai is your role model
• You'd soo rather Z-TV then MTV
• No Satellite Dish = No sex for a week
• Old aunties think Lesbians are a Zodiac Sign!
• You MUST go to Med-School
• Always Southies vs. Northies {North Represent!}
• Breaking the law is like a daily habit
• Parents just smile as you consume liquor, 18 yrs or younger
• You wear only real, expensive jewelry
• Goal In Life- To marry a richass so you can watch desi soap operas all day