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Well Holy Shit

Well now that I'm back at good ole CMU for another exciting year of debauchery and maybe a little school stuff in between, I thought I should get this page rockin' again. It's been a crazy summer. Working with the units and sitting around many a campfire passing around little mini campfires in little glass firepits. But now I must shift my focus from smoking pot at home to the ever important smoking pot at school, along with drinking heavy amounts of keg beer. Thats all for now, but check back often, I'll be updating whenever I get the chance, peace.

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HOLY CRAP, I HAVE A MESSAGE BOARD, I WANT EVERYBODY TO POST SOMETHING ON IT.


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I GOTTA GIVE PROPS TO MY PEEPS WHO INSPIRE ME EVERYDAY WITH FUNNY SHIT (IF I FORGOT YOU, LET ME KNOW)-

KEVIN, BENNY, MARKY MARK, J-BIRD, JOEY, LARS, MEGHAN, AMY, TIUS, MARK, JOSH, RORY, CARRIE, SARA, ERIC, STEEN, ADAM, MATT, JOSH, SENIOR O, THUMBS, SNOWBALL, DRABACHHHH, MR. KELNER, MIRYA, PHILLY FISH SANDWICHES, AARON, REID, ANDY O, KYLE, KEITH, MICHELLE, SHAWN, LINDSAY, JANELLE, BRENT, CASONDRA, RT, PELZZMORE, NIKKI, TONY, WAL-MART SHOPPERS EVERYWHERE, THE OMLETTE STEALING GOOFY FUCKER - I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU AND NOT LAUGH, WOMEN DRIVERS, AND DRUNK PEOPLE ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!

DROP A DUECE. TAKE IT EASY!!!!!

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Quotes and stuff

Arab: C'mon guys, we should be hittin' the greens.
Me: We are hittin' the greens!

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Me: Oh yeah, you know John Madden likes butt sweat.


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READ MY ADVENTURES AT THE "GREAT WALL BUFFET"


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Redneck special forces! Go get 'em, boys! Go shoot them cans!

Check out some sweet pictures that I've drawn myself!!


THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF:

I was introduced to this site right here, it is one of the funniest things that I have ever read, I know you agree with this guy, I sure as shit do. Well it kind of inspired me to do my own column about stupid shit that people do and get away with.So click here to read about more things that piss me off!!


WELCOME TO THE FUN TIMES PICTURE SECTION!!


That's my school!!


CLICK BRITNEY TO SEE SOME OF MY FAVORITE PICTURES OF HER

SOOO HOT, WANT TO TOUCH THE HIENY!!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS, OR HOW IT GOT ON MY COMPUTER. BUT SHE'S HOT AND I'M NOT COMPLAINING.


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