Ok, here's the gist. I live by myself in a shitty-ass trailer in Michigan. It's a filthy, disgusting pig-stye full of pop cans, garbage and the whole collection of Family Guy DVDs. Oh how I love it so. In order to keep such a lavish lifestyle, however, "the man" says I need to pay. Lot rent, gas/electric, water, food...it seems like my entire life is surrounded by bills. The only problem is that my job doesn't give me NEARLY enough hours to cover them all. Searches for a new place to work have come up blank. This is where YOU come in. I figure that, if old folks get social security and poor people get welfare, why can't I, a struggling kid, get a piece of the action too? So, I created this website in order for all of you out there to send me money. You really don't have much choice in the matter, so just click the donation button and send it my way. Come on, you know you want to. Oh, and to thank you for your kind generosity I will update this thing with humorous anecdotes and whatnot. So click the button. If you don't, there's a good chance Ill end up as some homeless bum on the street asking you for spare change. And you know how annoying THAT is. So for the sake of your own good, click the button. DO IT.
This entire website is for humor purposes and I in no way expect any of you to pay me any money. If you DO send me money I would appreciate it, but it is not required. If you find anything on this website to be offensive then you're either a prude or my mom.
