 |
I am president of the U.S.A. and I make $400,000 a year and I have a bullet proof station wagon. |
 |
Nuclear tesing is banned on the moon. |
 |
I voulnteer at the local mall as a Santa Clause. |
 |
During my second term in office I capture Osama Bin Laden. |
 |
I learn that the oval room is haunted with the ghost of Monica Lewinsky. |
