Reasoning that your paper can wait, you decide to play Tecmo Super Bowl with Chris.

Tecmo Super Bowl is a Super Nintendo game programmed before sports games were any good. It had little to do with football or strategy or any of the like. But it was all offense and no defense, so everyone loved it (everyone meaning Brad in this instance).

You’ve been playing through a season with Chris. You’re playing as the Lions, while Chris is the Cardinals. After trouncing several computer teams, you now have to face each other.

You start the game and prepare for a grueling battle. You win the coin toss and choose to receive first. It’s now the first drive of the game. You’re on your own 40. It’s 4th and inches.

You can:

1. Punt.

2. Kick a field goal.

3. Go for it! Dive over the middle for a first down.

4. Go for it! Run around the end.

5. Go for it! Pass the ball.