Hey everybody!! This is a page on my site where I'm listing the reasons why guys suck- and the reasons why girls love guys!! If anyone wants to add anymore- just e-mail them to me- or put them in the guestbook!!!
*Why girls love guys*
They always wear your favorite cologne
the way they run their fingers through your hair
that look they give you that makes you want to die right then and there
the way they kiss away your tears
the way they get mad when they cant make your problem go away
the way they show off around their friends, even though you'd still love him if he missed a basket or two
the way they make it their personal mission to make sure you are never cold
the confusd look they get on their faces when you are mad at them- guaranteed to make your heart melt and the anger fade away
the way they alwas let you win an game you play together
...and when you point this out they pretend not to know what you are talking about
the smile they flash that can make you stomach drop to your feet
the way they call to apologize after you've had a big fight
the way they touch and hold you so gently as if they are afraid they will break you
the way they say i love you
the way they kiss you
the way they kiss you after making up from a fight
the way they hold you when you are crying
the way they think they are your biggest protector
the way they say i miss you even though they hate to admit it
the way you miss everything about them when they are gone
the way they comfort you when you have a bad day
the way they write you love letters even if they think its uncool
Regardless of whether you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know you'd die without them...it matters not. Because once they enter your life, whatever you were to the world, they become everything to ou. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to te depths of their souls and you say a million things without even speaking, you know that your own life is consumed by their love. We love them for a million reasons;it is a thing, an indescribable feeling.
OK.... now guys cant be all that great can they/ Not even close. Here's all the reasons why guys suck.....
Guys suck because...
they have facial hair.
they have an obsession with cars.
they dont know how to shop right.
they have an obsession with girls.
they have an obsession with girls that are not you.
they alwayz live just a little too far away.
they alwayz take your parents side.
they never call when they say they will.
they can drink more than u.
they have weird looking "parts".
they are always horny, wait, thats why i like them. i take it back.
they like farting and burping way too much.
they always want you to go lesbian, and get mad if u do.
they always put on too much cologne.
they see nothing wrong with cheating, unless its you doing it.
they are obsessed with your boobs.
they cant wear thongs gracefully.
they dont have to worry about bra sizes.
they always need to feel manly.
they dont have to shave under their arms.
they stop making out with you because they think your boring.
they dont have to shave their legs.
they are way toooo hairy.
they can make chest comments.. but one penis comment and they flip.
they can become swimmers and have to shave that hair, and they do. ew.
they can get muscles and look strong, girls get persecuted for it.
they dont have to worrie whether their nails match their clothes.
they always fix the spin the bottle games so u have to kiss the uglee ones.
they alwayz follow u around, but in a manly way.
they alwayz want an older woman.
they become presidents.
they have the biggest freaking egos in the world and most of them have no reason to.
if they want to shave their heads people go for it.
they think its cool to lead girls on.
they ugly ones are always the one with nice cars and money.
they scratch themselves in public.
they can pee standing up.
they are just assholes.
the ones u want never want u.
the ones who want you are NOT the ones you want.
when u meet them online, theyre really girls names amy.
they'll fool around with anything that walks.
they make fun of u for wearing make-up, and laugh at u w/o it.
u have to suck on them.
they cant suck on themselves.
they just haaave to suck on u.
they sweat a lot.
they dont have to wear shirts.
they try to convince you that that wasnt what they meant.
they lead you on.
they lie constantly.
they cheat the first time they get to.
even if they have a g//f, they still flirt with every ohter girl in sight when their significant other is not around.
you could find a DOG who listens better and is more loyal.
they screw you over for your "best friend".
they lie so much that your "best friend" falls for them and screws YOU over also.
they never call when they're supposed to.
the nice ones are always gay.
they always break your heart
they dont have to wear skirts.
they play with your emotions
they dont have to wear high heels.
they break up friendships.
they dont get those really annoying strap tan lines that show when we want to wear something strapless.
they bring out the worst emotion possible: jealousy.
they make people hate each other for no other reason BUT jealousy.
they take your heart and then stomp on it.
they cant deal with their problems - they just push them aside thinking they'll go away if they dont think about them.
their worst lies are so easy to believe.
they talk about other girls in front of you and why exactly they're so hot ("well she's got a great butt!").
they have problems wearing lace.
they dont have to have a visit from their "friend" every 28 days.
they avoid u when ever u want to break up with them.
they think things like weed and alcohol are waaayy more important.
they don't like to meet your friends, but you've met all of his.
they have dork hair.
they like to almost kill themselves in a car, Promise themselves to be more careful, and do the same thing again.
they like to see girls get hurt if it's in a "cat fight".
they get way to addicted to video games and expect you to sit there and watch.
they can't say no to another girl
they're slobs...
they drive u crazy
they're not there enough when u need them.
they're never there when YOUR horny...
they always wanna watch.
they dont have labor pain.
they leave you just when you need them most.