The Santa Questions

Answers to the questions you've always wondered about Santa Claus. Do you believe in Santa? Then this gives you knowledge! Do you not believe in Santa? Then this'll give you reasons to!

How Does Santa Go To All The Houses In One Night?

The main thing to keep in mind are time zones. Santa visits the places who are going to wake up earlier. Then it goes on. His reindeer get him there in perfect time!

How Does Santa's Reindeer Fly?

It's very simple. Back, a long time ago, the first year Santa was going to go out to houses the present that so many of the kids wanted were called 'Fliers.' Now these 'Fliers' came with plastic airplanes and dust that sprinkled on them and would always make them fly. Well, a clumsy elf was carrying packages of them into a box when he tripped, and the dust floated out of the home onto nearby reindeer. Now, at this time there were only 4 reindeer, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Comet. They're kids, the other 4 reindeer, soon came, but that year there were only 4 reindeer, and they've flewn ever since.

Is There Really A Rudolph?

Yes, there is a Rudolph. Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, of course. He has not been named a ninth reindeer though because he only helps Santa on foggy Christmas days, but don't stay up looking for him, remember they won't come by if you're awake!

How Does Santa Go Down The Chimney?

Well, it'd be a little easier if you've ever seen 'Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory.' When they are showing something on T.V. the picture is broken into a million peices and goes into your T.V. where it is restored to its original place. This is the same for Santa. When he touches his nose he goes into those million peices and goes in or out the chimney.

Where Does Santa Come From?

Very little is known about this. The only knowledge anyone has, is a myth. They say Santa was raised by the enchanted, such as Sprites and unicorns and such, which is where he got his magic. He grew to love children and make things for them 'til when he got older. That's about all the knowledge anyone really knows of such this thing.