BUY MY BOOK THROUGH THE PUBLISHER!
BUY MY BOOK THROUGH AMAZON.COM!
ANOTHER PLACE WHERE I APPEAR!
MY ALMA MATER
SOME TIDBITS OF MY LITERARY DESIGNS
MY SISTER'S MUCH NICER HOME ON THE WEB
Keep Up With Your High School Friends
My Brothers and Sisters in Freethought
A Great Star Trek TNG page
Criticize Your Peers.....Justly!
I Am A Fanatical Follower
Neuropsychology - My Major At UMich, More Or Less
MY FRIEND'S MUSIC ON MP3.COM
The Oddities Of Life Immortalized
Various Visages, All Me (soon)
My Newest Book Is Out (soon to be in print too!)
See Your Home From Space...Or Just Very High Up
Pages Of No Value (i.e., the coolest ones)
Barnes & Noble Has My New Book In Softcover -Search For "Lorneism"
You Can Get My New Book Here Too!
News That Matters!
Essential For Funny Folks Like Me!
Hello there! My name is Lorne Cook, and I am an aspiring humor and poetry writer living in the Ann Arbor, MI area. I am fresh out of school (Hail To The Victors Valiant, I suppose), so I am trying to define my style. As to what my style is, you'll have to follow all the links which will eventually appear here. I created this page to promote my work and to just be on the web. It seemed like something a person like me should do. Well, hopefully, you buy my work and make me richer. Among other things, I feel I am on the verge of greatness and work like your help in getting there. HAVE FUN HERE! This page will forever be under construction, sort of like the roads in my state.
Short Uninformative Bio: I was born on July 9th, 1978. That was a Saturday, so I am a weekend sort of person. That makes me too young for most corporate boards and too old for most AOL chats. Aside from writing, I am an avid runner, scientist, philosopher, collector, academic, humorist, technology fanatic, and human being. I really could list more, like my love of strategy games and my affection for 1980s music, but you'd get bored and laugh and it would be a fiasco, so I will stop here and ask anyone who wishes to talk to me about my work or life to E-Mail me and tell me what it's like to be not me.
Why I have A Webpage At All
