Homeless Jimmy

Wrestler:  Homeless Jimmy

Ring Music:  "Fight Like a Brave" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Height:  6'1"

Weight: 215 lbs.

Finisher:  The Box Cutter

Common Moves:  Clothesline from 8-mile, Rolling Jimmy

Quote:  "I am the J to the I to the double M to the Y"

Real Name:  Jimmy for god sakes!!!

Nickname:  Homeless  

Screen Name:  What's a screen name?

Music:  I haven't heard a record since the Doobie Brothers, but I liked my dad's Jimi Hendrix records

Interest:  Finding extra blankets and searching thrash bins for food

Single or Not:  I don't understand why women don't like me?  I don't smell THAT bad...

Food:  Whatever the 8-mile dumpsters have for me I

Personal or social:  I am a social butterfly

Fav. Pro Wrestler:  I don't own a TV

Fav. Movie:  I haven't seen a movie since Stripes, so I'll pick that one

Wrestling Style:  The kung fu of 8-mile grappling

Fav. Quote:  "Welfare will benefit the needy all across the country," - Jesse Jackson  

Fav. Poem:  Mice and Cheese

Prize Most:  My cardboard box collection

Why StD:  I needed something to earn my oyster crackers with, so some guy saw me training in 8-mile grappling and asked me if I wanted to wrestle for food, so I said, "I definitely need it."