Do You Really Want To Know?  its a interview with the EWA wrestlers

Homeless Jimmy

Interviewer: So what made you decide to wrestle for the EWA?
Homeless: *twitch* *twitch* I needed *twitch* some oyster crackers, so I begged from a small man who called himself de.. Dobacle... something like that, anyways, he told me that if I helped him wrestle, he'd give me oyster crackers *twitch*
Interviewer: What's with the twitch?
Homeless: Us shelter challenged people need to learn to handle ourselves, *twitch* so I trained in the art of 8-mile grappling *twitch*, after a while, I took too many hits in my head and I just kind of twitched after a guy hit me with a move that he called "The Box Cutter" *twitch*
Interviewer: BoxCutter isn't that your maneuver? 
Homeless: If that move *twitch* can give me a twitch, I figured it would make the people who try and keep me from food twitch *twitch*
Interviewer: I see, so what inspired you through your life to wrestle?
Homeless: Wrestle? Oh yeah, food and *twitch* arghhhh, what was the question again?
Interviewer: Um.. I see which wrestle growing up did you look up too?
Homeless: I slept in this house one time that had this weird smoke in the air, I met a wrestler who said his name was Jake, he told me all these stories about crack and wrestling, he is my hero
Interviewer: I see, sounds all good, but what do you hope to accomplish in the EWA?
Homeless: EWA? Is that what the wrestling is called? I just thought I was getting some oyster crackers. Well, if I can move on up to 9-mile and get a refrigerator box instead of this pizza box I sleep in now
Interviewer: I see so its about boxes, um well I think that you should be well set then, do you hope to make a new for yourself while in the ewa?
Homeless: I don't know about making things, *twitch* but I do know that for all my oyster crackers out there, I am the J to the I to the double M to the Y, and I am going to make them all twitch for you *twitch*
Interviewer: Thanks for you time homeless jimmy and remind me to bring a air freshener next time!