EWF Full-Time Roster & Bios.
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ASSPAC
WEIGHT: 125
HEIGHT: 5'10"
FAVORITE MOVE: AssFactor
FAVORITE WEAPON: Large Store Sign
Hard core moments: Got Thrown In to A Sign At Full Speed(Made The Loudest Noise)
BOUNCER
WEIGHT: Can't Tell (broke Scale)
HEIGHT: 5'0"
FAVORITE MOVE: Bacon Bomb
FAVORITE WEAPON: Under Wear
Hard core moments: Every Match! He.........Gets the Shit kicked out of him
CAPTIAN INSANE'0
WEIGHT: 295
HEIGHT: 5'11
FAVORITE MOVE: none
FAVORITE WEAPON: Shovel
Hard core moments: Took All opponents at once to eleminate him in a Royal Rumble
CHAOS
WEIGHT: 158
HEIGHT: 5`10
FAVORITE MOVE: SIMMONZ DRIVER
FAVORITE WEAPON: Gasoline :)
Hard core moments:
-Won 1st Blood match over Jaggz in summer of `98.
-Beat the shit out of pimpfather, Like all the time, for fun!
COGS
WEIGHT: 210
HEIGHT: 6'2
FAVORITE MOVE: Tuch from God
FAVORITE WEAPON: Audience
Hard core moments: Won A 2 0n 1 Match Between Him & torment Versis Jaggz
to be awarded the hardcore tagteam match
DOUBLE 'D
WEIGHT: 145
HEIGHT: 5'9"
FAVORITE MOVE: "Ass backwards"
FAVORITE WEAPON: none
Hard core moments: Won Championship ladder match over jaggz
FLAT FACED BANDIT
WEIGHT: n/a
HEIGHT: n/a
FAVORITE MOVE: n/a
FAVORITE WEAPON: n/a
Hard core moments: Well..., I think he got a head lock on Morbid one time....
No He Didn't, Just Kiddidng
FREAK
WEIGHT: 210
HEIGHT: 6'2"
FAVORITE MOVE: Freaknasty
FAVORITE WEAPON: CAR
Hard core moments:
Jaggz Vs. Freak "Most Memerable matches award"
Former HardCore Champion
Former Blood Sport Champion
HARDCORE HILLBILLY MC'CROY
WEIGHT: 5'11"
HEIGHT: 160
FAVORITE MOVE: HillBilly Bottom
FAVORITE WEAPON: PhoneBooks, Trophies, Garden Hoses, the usual
Hard core moments: Used Chair on Jaggz and Dislocated his elbow
HAVOK
WEIGHT:175
HEIGHT:6'0"
FAVORITE MOVE: High Life
FAVORITE WEAPON:none
Hard core moments:n/a
JAGGZ
WEIGHT:206
HEIGHT:5`11
FAVORITE MOVE: jaggedEDGE
FAVORITE WEAPON:Chair
Hard core moments:
-Summer of 2000, Jaggz met Freak in first blood, and that match has been awarded ewf's Most (Ever) HardCore Match!
-Jaggz Vs. Freak "Most Memerable matches award"
-Former HardCore Champion
-Former Blood Sport Champion
JEWBERG
WEIGHT:158
HEIGHT:5'9"
FAVORITE MOVE:Jew press
FAVORITE WEAPON:none
Hard core moments:none
KIDMAN
WEIGHT: 125
HEIGHT: 5'9"
FAVORITE MOVE: Moonsalt Diving backflip
FAVORITE WEAPON:none
Hard core moments:former EWF cruiserweight champion
KOK0
WEIGHT:158
HEIGHT:5'10"
FAVORITE MOVE: circusBOMB
FAVORITE WEAPON:fire
Hard core moments:none
KRAYZIE 0NE
WEIGHT:200
HEIGHT:5'11"
FAVORITE MOVE: DDT
FAVORITE WEAPON: bucket
Hard core moments: none
PIMPFATHER
WEIGHT:130
HEIGHT:5'7"
FAVORITE MOVE: HO HO HO
FAVORITE WEAPON: Old spice
Hard core moments:none, just kept getting his ass kicked
METHOD
WEIGHT:200
HEIGHT:5'11"
FAVORITE MOVE:the Oz effect
FAVORITE WEAPON: Bat
Hard core moments: #1 in battle royal "lots of Blood ppv" of 98
former blood sport champion
MORBID
WEIGHT:210
HEIGHT:6'2"
FAVORITE MOVE:Pedigree
FAVORITE WEAPON: blood
Hard core moments:former bloodsport champion
Smokey Joe
WEIGHT:150
HEIGHT:5'10''
FAVORITE MOVE: the "bitch slap from bangcock"
FAVORITE WEAPON: Base Ball Bat
Solo
WEIGHT:205
HEIGHT:6'1''
FAVORITE MOVE:
Mad Dog 4040
FAVORITE WEAPON: Double Duce Beer Bottles
Hard core moments: Not A Hole Lot, But One Punch To The Ribs And You'll Piss Blood For a Week!
TRIPLE-K
WEIGHT:158
HEIGHT:5'10'
FAVORITE MOVE: hangman's suplex
FAVORITE WEAPON: noose
Hard core moments: Been Laid Out In A Coffin Ignighted in Flames.
TORMENT
WEIGHT:5'9"
HEIGHT:165
FAVORITE MOVE: tormented soul
FAVORITE WEAPON: "Shoe"
Hard core moments:EWF TAG team champion
