*For Gurls*
What guys like about gurls
(i didnt make this up)
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. the way her hand always finds yours
13. the way they smile
14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way apologize when it does hurt...(even though we don't admit it)!
23. the way they say "I miss you"
24. the way you miss them
25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
How you know if a guy likes you
1. His snowball hit you (but not in the face).
2. He threw away his laser pointer after you told him you think
they promote random acts of violence. (tries to change himself for you)
3. After asking you to sign his yearbook he wrote, "How come we never hang out?" in yours.
4. He yelled "Hi!" to your mom that day she picked you up from school.
5. He blew off his buds to go see "Run Away Bride" with you cuz you
couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.
6. Forgot your gloves? You can wear his.
7. His voice gets softer ("Hey, you") whenever you two talk.
8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
9. You where invited by him to a group outing.
10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
11. He imitates your laugh-OK, you do snort sometimes-which makes you laugh even harder.
12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation.
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
This is a list of rules that guys wished girls knew...
(In response to the popular "A Woman's 50 Rules for Men") *all jokez*
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
3. Don't make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
12. You have enough clothes.
13. You have too many shoes.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
18. Share the bathroom
19. Share the closet.
20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
24. Check your oil.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
29. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
30. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
35. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to
complain about having their boobs stared at.
36. Don't make 50 rules when 36 will do.
*For guys*
What girls like about guys
(i didnt make this up)
1. Boxer briefs.
2.Their knack for being wiseass loud mouths with the boys one minute,
then reduced to shy sweetness, stumbling to ask you out the next.
3. How they proudly make you spaghetti for dinner and act as if it`s gourmet meal.
4. The delightfully predictable way they always step up to the challenge
of fixing your car, air-conditioning, bookshevles, stero, kitchen sink...
5. How they help solve your pretty fights with girlfriends and rarely over analyze.
6. How they can`t believe how soft your hair is when they play with it.
7. The shy--or dramatic--first time they admit they care about you.
8. That dent they get in their foreheads when they`re concentrating on something.
9. The simple way they cheer you up by looking into your eyes with a puppy dog face until you start laughing.
10. How they switch plates with you at a restaurant if you don`t like your food.
11. The way their shoulders turn into pillows when you`re slow dancing.
12. How when they sit you in their lap and you ask if you`re heavy, they always say "Naaaah!"
13. The cool softness of their clean shaven faces.
14. How they actually think it`s cool when you accidentally burp.
15. How adorable they look jogging with their dog.
16. How they give u cute nicknames like "baby, hunnie, boo, etc.." and how
they say "my girl" when talking to their friends about u
How you know if a girl likes u
1. She makes eye contact and smiles at you.
2. She calls you for homework ... a lot.
3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
5. She says "No I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. ..
6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.
7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends, she is almost always next to you.
8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
9. She knows your WHOLE families' name
(including your dog).
10. She knows stuff about you like your birthday,
eye color, favorite color,
screen name, favorite food, favorite band, what music you like, and favorite sport.
11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you and say she talks of you a lot.
12. She knows your phone number and address
13. She will try and talk and spend time with you as much as possible.
Rules girls wish guys knew
*all jokez (or are they?), dun take this seriously*
1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules,
she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding
which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)
7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant"
and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.
17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!
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