"Asian pride is in my mind,
Asian blood is in my kind,
so step aside and let me through,
Cuz its all about the asian crew,
for my fellow asians
never let me down,
show your pride and say it's true,
Cuz asian blood flows through you........."

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The Pool Theory

the pool table is green
and so is the Earth
there are different coloured balls
and there are differnt coloured people
the cue ball is always white
and the 8 ball is always black
but if u take a notice....
the yellow ball is ALWAYS number one
u all kno what that representz!!

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The Letter

dear white fella,
there are a couple of things that i think u should kno..

when i'm born, i'm yellow
when i grow up, i'm yellow
when i go in the sun, i'm yellow
when i'm cold, i'm yellow
when i'm scared, i'm yellow
when i'm sick, i'm yellow
and when i die, i'm yellow

you white fella on the other hand...
when you're born, you're pink
when you grow up, you're white
when you go in the sun, you're red
when you're cold, you're blue
when you're scared, you're yellow
when you're sick, you're green
and when you die, you're grey

and YOU have the nerve to call ME COLOURED???

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The Story behind us Asians..

Asians they`ve always kept to themselves for years
That`s because we couldn`t lock away our fears
Now that we have a larger population
We need better communications.
It`s about time for us all to speak out
To show the world what we`re all about.
We follow God, Confucious, and Buddha.
Raised with Pride, Respect and Charisma.
We were brought up good, kind and caring,
Some of us changed to mean, bad and daring.
Now Asians are the new talk of the news,
With our gangs and our kick back crews.
We can be real bad and that`s a fact.
Maybe that`s why we`re under attack.
People always say, our greed is too much.
We don`t give a fuck about such and such.
Many call us Gooks, Chinks, Nips and Fobs.
They`re just jealous `cause we took their jobs.
Whites and their fucking KKK shit
They intimidate, but we ain`t scared one bit.
Some think they`re all that with their two bit gangs.
We just drive by and Bang, Bang, Bang
Some pick on us, they think it`s fun
They must have forgotten about our guns.
We`re discriminated in every way.
We don`t give a fuck, who cares what they say.
It`s all about honour, respect and pride.
Without Asian Pride, you`re not on our side.
We have it all, we`re the smartest race.
Using our minds, we can own this place.
And though we all dream of domination.
We must stop Asians from killing Asians.
And once we`re all united on one side.
Fuck tha hataz... ASIAN PRIDE

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*Asian Life*

You know we be rocking tha world.
As tha asian crew walks by u all twirl.
Looking to see da best.
Step aside like the rest.
Yeah cuz it`s all about us.
Come together and forget how it was.
Tha wars that shed Asian blood.
Tha epidemic hatred flood.
Now come and see tha weak and strong.
We come together to change tha wrong.
Now it`s time to rearrange.
Bring peace and give away positive change.
No more pain of dead ones.
Let us combine to bond.
Don`t look down.
There isn`t no need to frown.
If ur Asian, smile.
You know, tha Asian style.
Be proud of what u are.
Have Asian goals that can take u far.
Reach to the sky.
Face the facts and don`t deny.
Don`t let our Asian reputation fall.
Listen and u`ll hear the Asian Pride call
Telling us to lift our heads up in the air.
Don`t be foolish, you know better to be fair.
Know that u are Asian.
And have the PRIDE cuz we be raisin'!

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I`M CHINESE...
I`m not a nigga,
or a wigga...
I don`t know Ching, Ping or Wing although i`m sure
they`re rich peepz
I`ma Chink
I drink bubble tea, and
I eat rice... not pasta
I favour friedfish balls, not fries.
Ieat with Chopsticks not forks
I don`t drive dodge`s, ford`s or buick`s,
I don`t speak English, me speaka da Chingalish.
I don`t say `about` or `A BOOT`, I say dieu!
I Believe in chinese pride.
STICKER PIX ARE PICTURES!
DIEU MEANS FUCK!
AND ITS THE GREATEST WORD EVER CREATED!
THESE ARE MY WORDS!
AND I AM CHINESE!!!

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