Eeyore's Patch of Quotes
"People who don't think probably don't have brains;
rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into "their heads by mistake."
-Eeyore-
"To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks."
-Eeyore-
"One can't complain. I have my friends.
Someone spoke to me only yesterday."
-Eeyore-
"After all, what are birthdays?
Here today and gone tomorrow."
-Eeyore-
"Hallo, Eeyore!" said Pooh. "This is Tigger."
"What is?" said Eeyore.
"This," explained Pooh and Piglet together,
and Tigger smiled his happiest smile and said nothing.
Eeyore walked all round Tigger one way,
and then turned and walked all round him the other way.
"What did you say it was?" he asked.
"Tigger."
"Ah!" said Eeyore.
"He's just come," explained Piglet.
"Ah!" said Eeyore again.
He thought for a long time and then said:
"When is he going?"
The old grey donkey, Eeyore stood by himself in a thistly corner of the Forest,
his front feet well apart, his head on one side, and thought about things.
Sometimes he thought sadly to himself, "Why?" and sometimes he thought,
"Wherefore?" and sometimes he thought, "Inasmuch as which?" and sometimes
he didn't quite know what he was thinking about.
-Eeyore-
"I'm not going to do Nothing any more." "Never again?" "Well, not so much. They don't let you."
-Eeyore-
"We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it."
-Eeyore-
"There are those who will wish you good morning. If it is a good morning, which I doubt."
-Eeyore-
"When someone says ‘How-do-you-do,’ just say you didn't."
-Eeyore-
"I don't hold with all this washing," grumbled Eeyore. "This modern Behind-the-ears nonsense."
-Eeyore-
Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh. "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh. Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."
(Eeyore and Pooh)
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