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HOUSTON- Local Pizza Hut employee Jeff Dagion, furious with his boss Mr. Pizannioduche, fired off several shots of hurtful word bullets in the air Friday night.
"Man, fuck this job," started Dagion, "I don't need it. It's not worth the hassle. Have to wear oven mits, hair net, shit, this job starting to make me feel like I don't have a dick, but a pussy." Nearby employee and victim of word bullet Cindy Deppt was hurt. "I HAVE a pussy and he knows that. What he said hurt."
However, Dagion didn't stop at making fun of the job requirements, he then turned his mouth gun towards his boss Ralphio Pizannioduche. "Yeah, and you think his stupid ass is up here, on a Friday night working in this shit hole? Fuck no. Man, fuck his pizza pie eatin' ass."
Mr. Pizannioduche would not comment, but close friend and assistant manager Dirk Vicks has released a press statement stating that, "Jeff Dagion HAS been suspended for his hurtful word bullets and will pay for his crimes."
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