Hey, this band sucks! Yeah, sucks! Did you hear me, they SUCK! And that's a bloody understatement. They don't just suck, they BLOW! And when they blow, no sound comes out!

I am just kidding. They really don't stink too bad. Considering their deodorant is pH balanced for women. Actually, they can go shove their horns up their bums because they don't even use them yet. Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ!

Cordially yours,

 

The Jerk

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