Photoshops
Explanation/Disclaimer: These are images that I manipulated in MS Paint to make an irregular "comic" about the people on Three West. They can be found on the outside of my door periodically, and now they can be found here too. For the most part, I take no credit for the artwork in these things, although occasionally it was more than just text manipulation. Because I'm lazy, the characters usually don't look anything like their real-life counterparts. You'll just have to use your imagination and the handy clarifiers I occasionally include.
#1: Jason Goes Too Far
#2: Final Fantasy Three West
#3: The Way It Really Is
#4: Video Games and Sex
#5: Puny Jason Funny
#6: Of Badgers and Mushrooms
#7: Three West Equations, Series One

MSU pics from 2003-04
Me as the Phantom of the Opera and Lauren as a Catholic schoolgirl at Halloween '03
Theresa as a catgirl, Fox as a pimp, Nick as ??? during Halloween '03
Adam G. as a swashbuckler, Halloween '03
Josh W. as a Renaissance man for Halloween '03, cape blowing in the wind (good pic)
Close-up of Me giving a congenial look
Me singing happily at the Guster concert
Me and Lauren at the Guster concert
Me in a tuxedo
The group of freshmen that went to the Guster concert: Crafty J, Katie, Lianna, Nick (with afro), Ashwin
Theresa and Laura, working on a puzzle
Josh Z., Theresa, and Matt at the Dischords concert
My brother Josh is still working on his BBR skills
Gundette
Lauren molesting Gundette
Lauren in my room
Erin taking a picture of her sweetie in the Dischords
Dischords #1: Corky and Muffin pose
Dischords #2: Singin' together
Me, giving an evil smirk
Me and Jason Alt playing Dance Dance Revolution
Me and Alt, not much more to be said
Jason's Puss 'n Boots get-up
Marilyn and Jason. Oh yeah, they're so cute together...
Marilyn and Mo, having a HOT time
Mo and Marilyn in togas
Shawna's Halloween '03 Costume Preview
Shawna + Lauren + Lollipop = Nosebleeds
More in the Preview series. Lauren apparently is the forceful one.
Fox wants them for himself. Shawna is possessed.
Lauren mesmerizes Me.
Bobert flinging cards (not making some strange gesture)
Good pic of Matt having fun with static electricity
The Second City Detroit players trying to act out my word suggestion, "dimension"
Second City, final bows
Rob quickly makes himself the focus of any picture
Gunder in a suit and Andy; Andy looks very happy to be there
Comedian Lowell Sanders at the Union
The group that went to the comedy show. Back row: Kyle, person, person, Ram. Front row: Katie and Crafty J.
Mikey, Wally, and Mo in the study lounge playing cards
Matt and Ryan in Ryan's room
Fox is really crazy with those handcuffs. Poor Gunder.
Check out my awesome pose! YAHHH!!!
Rob, working on physics homework ("I just don't get it!")
Matt and Ryan
Theresa
Fox and Nick do the dance: "Badgers badgers badgers badgers, badgers badgers badgers badgers, mushroom, mushroom!"
Kyle, Mo, and Ben, watching TV
Andy enjoys some handheld gaming
Nate playin' on his guitar, as usual
Jason Alt, Wally, and Rob, waiting outside of Mongolian Barbecue
Same guys, same place, and no, Rob is not smoking anything.
Lounge Group Shot #1. From left: Audrey, Stephen, Ryan, some guy, Nick, Theresa
Lounge Group Shot #2. From left: Matt, Vickie, Audrey, Nick, Laura, Tracy, Theresa
Lauren doin' the Night Receptionist thing
Unposed picture of Lauren. I like it.
Overhead shot of Me
Crafty J and Bobert (my suitemates)
A blurry yet strangely appealing picture of Shawna and Lauren
Bobert, Lianna, and some girl I don't know
Cracker tossing a frisbee in the hall
Ramakrishnan Venta...somethin'
Me with a Free Samples lady at Meijer. The sample was not good, but she was nice.
Shawna, Jake, and Lauren
Amusing and slightly unnerving pic of Matt looking for more juice and Marilyn making a face
Josh Wallace in a crowd of faces outside the Mission Improvable show (you can see Mat and Julia on the left side of this picture as well)
Josh and Lisa in Lauren's room
Marilyn in a toga
Bobert and Jason wearing his Puss 'N Boots hat
Ben, being harassed by Amy
Tracy downing another sugar packet on her 21st birthday
Matt attempts to build a physics circle with the chairs in the study lounge
Jesse of the Spartan Dischords working the grill at Mongolian Barbecue
"Gunder, the people want nudity." "Okay." (Warning: This image is likely to frighten you. If it doesn't, I'd be worried.)

MSU pics from 2002-03
Rob and Me in nice suits before seeing Phantom of the Opera
Very good pic of Lauren
Heath and Lauren
Good pic of Lauren and Nikhil
Pretty good pic of Me and Lauren
H-Less and Me, enjoying some... chocolate? What is that?
Shawna making an odd gesture to Lauren at lunch ("My love for you is thiiis big!")
Extremely amusing pic of PJ (Top Hat) holding up Gunder's head
Imran getting jiggy with it (more specifically, the "cabbage patch")
Goofy pic of Me with bio lab TA Laura
Jason and Gunder in front of Riverview
Fox, Lauren, and Marilyn. I don't know if Lauren is dancing or has to go to the bathroom.
Like in the song, "the banks of the Red Cedar". (Approximate location of my first kiss.)
Ladies and gentlemen... your Sketchy People
Imran playing pool
TS and Austen at lunch
Mo and Fox. Awww....
Matt, Top Hat, and Fox enjoy some video games
Lauren receives a hug and some body warmth from Rob
Regina and Mo
Julia and Me, lookin' kinda like little kids
Overhead shot of Katie on the floor
Me doing an impression of Gunder on Julia
Me being kicked in the bum by Mo
Weber, Charley (Wally), PJ studying - not something you see everyday
Becca, Mo, Julia, Katie
Isaiah and Katie, sweethearts at large
Lauren and Nate jump on Nikhil in the hallway
One West All-Stars (minus PJ) - Mike D. and Isaiah
Mo, Katie, Julia during Halloween '02
Lauren (seductively posed, as usual) and Melissa sitting on Nikhil's lap
Matt (GWAR!) with blue hair and Dan Bush (Bush)
Josh W. with a shoe on his head and Alex Fox giving the "shocker" sign
Me and Julia's roommate Rachel... I'm so friendly to short people
Julia and Me, Halloween '02
Lauren blasts Me during Halloween '02... not sure I like where that other gun is pointing (good pic)
Rob as Duct Tape Man for Halloween '02
Lauren as Lara Croft for Halloween '02
Becca and Julia during Halloween '02
Julia, Julia's roommate Rachel, Andy as a monkey, Lauren, Rob during Halloween '02
Julia and Me sitting on a couch in her house
Julia and Me smooching... I'm giggling about something
Gunder gets water thrown in his face for saying something naughty (GREAT PIC)
Gunder, Katie, Andy - Stop the Hate
Julia and Gunder
Lauren with her bike
Lauren and Nikhil
Ravi and Gary, my math buds

Non-college pics (newest at the top)
Lauren having fun in the moonbounce
Laine being harassed by her mom with Silly String
Jon at Laine's birthday party
Jon at Laine's birthday party (2)
Lauren, sleeping
Laine and Allen trying to get some rest from the relentless camera. Awwww.
Del Mar beach, where we spent a day in the Summer '03 tour
Shot from my hotel room in San Diego
Hey sky, nice cloud formation!
Hey Arizona, nice... mountain formation!
A drag race in downtown San Diego. ...a drag race! Get it?
The Comic Con, empty, during set-up (it didn't stay this way long)
Fun With Cosplay #5: Adamantium Claws and Stuff
Liz and Greg from "Real Life", Me, Fred (Piro) and Sera from "MegaTokyo"
Me with Gabe and Tycho of "Penny Arcade!"
Me with my close, personal friend... that short dude from Buffy
Mom in her natural setting, a garage sale
Nice pic of Patrick Mead and his wife at my dad's fundraiser
Me and Jon. You don't MESS with Adam and Jon.
Jon and Laine on a roller coaster (guess where I was sitting!)
The Cedar Creek Mine Ride, my least favorite coaster at the Point (still pretty cool-lookin', though...)
Great shot of Jon on the Gemini roller coaster, taken from the other car
Shot on the Ocean Motion pirate ship ride. You can see Jon, but that guy's arm is obscuring Laine. She was right there, though!
Me, very happy to be at Cedar Point
Jon, Me, Josh's girlfriend Meghan, Josh
Meghan, Josh, Marirose, one of Marirose's friends
Josh and Meghan on the Corkscrew
Me playing the hot new dance game that's sweeping the nation... Blur Blur Revolution!!!
Josh's crew: Scott, Amanda, Josh, Meghan
Angel James (with halo!)
Devil James (the TRUE James)
Nick and Nina, making funny faces
Nick in front of Columbus, OH
Nina listening to some of my tunes
Bob (a guy we worked with), James, and Uncle Tony, in a shot that reminded me perfectly of Reservoir Dogs
John Kovalic, artist of Munchkin and author of Dork Tower, and Me
Fun With Cosplay #1: Everyone's Favorite Plumbers
Fun With Cosplay #2: Drag Cloud and Aeris! (heh, heh)
Fun With Cosplay #3: Taking the Drag Thing a Little Too Far
A cosplay hottie and Me (this one's for you, Chad)
"The Alley", in a very gritty area of downtown L.A.
Jon and Chad in the garage (GREAT PIC)
Supermodel-esque shot of Lauren on my bed
Laine's unholy alliance with Chad and Lauren during Munchkin
Lauren and Laine during happy smile time, apparently
Group shot #1 - Normal (note especially my hippie hair)
Group shot #2 - Chad gets the girls, I get... the Jon
Group shot #3 - Chad steals the show
Me and Laine
The Great Chad, wearing The Great Shirt
The hullaballoo of a Detroit Pistons game
Chad looking down from a balcony
Chad and Lauren looking down from a balcony
Me about to throw Chad off my back... really!
Josh and his girlfriend Megan, with Frank
Josh and Marirose playing the piano
Rachael Clark and her man Brian
Pir- er, Jon, getting ready to go to Cedar Point
Return of the illegal Cedar Point pics! Shot of the entrance of the park, taken from the Demon Drop's pinnacle
Laine and Jon on the Dodg'ems
Laine on the Dodg'ems
Laine and Jon give a whole new meaning to the "Sky"line (GOOD PIC)
Poppa and Burma (Dad's parents) in Florida
Not a particularly good picture of Me, in Florida
Burma and Me in Florida
Me, topless on the Florida beach. Proceed with caution.
Good shot of the Dueling Dragons castle at Islands of Adventure... what I picture The Master's castle looking like
Dad and Mom, making out? Ewww...
Good pic of me from my 19th birthday
Me trying to hold my grampa while Josh gets free hits (good pic)
Me throughout the years - school pictures
My brother Josh, Me, my sister Marirose at my 19th birthday
Gramma holding Frank the dachsund
The Great Chad
Some guy Dave, Jessica Couch, Me, Tiffany, Bill at the first Lapeer Formal
Me and Patty Dorris (Philia) take our final bow in A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum
Drea Hughes
Emily Smith
Matt (A.K.A. Raistlin), Anthony (A.K.A. Karn), Karn's friend Joe, Me, Angela
Mr. Darga and Me
Andy Faust in drag, Jacob Russell, Patty Dorris backstage during Forum
Angela and Mike looking like they're high or something... I wasn't there
Me, Kurt Beyerchen, Sarah Grzebinski, Josh Achatz at the end of the Senior All-Night Party
Kara in leopard skin and Kirk
Beautiful pic of Kara overlooking Gatlinburg, TN
Chad and Me give Rockapella two enthusiastic thumbs up
George Champion as Bassanio, Me as Antonio, Lindsay Jacobs as Portia in "The Merchant of Venice"
Older pic of me and my bro Josh looking like a bad-arse
Kirk, Bill's friend Alicia, Bill, Me, Brandon Hughes at Summer Camp
Laine, Chad, Me - The Three Monkeys
Patty Dorris, Jacob Russell, Me with my arm around Julia Lowe, Andy Faust giving me bunny ears, Sarah McCracken at the Forum cast party
The teenaged portion of "The Merchant of Venice" cast
My favorite track pic - I am Iron Man
Rachel Clark, Laine, Me, Amberly, Mike, Amanda Faust at Striker's Bowling Alley
Funny shot of Bill and his friend Andrew looking up after rappelling
Oldest known picture of Chad and Me from Erie Elementary... that's my bro Josh in the front!
Rachel Clark, Nick Picio, Diedre Livingston, Angela
Josh T., Me, Karyn, Bill
Mandi's husband Bryan, Mandi, Angela, Mark
Shot of our improv group, the Last Minute Actors

Older online pics
Crappy pic of me (2001)
Slightly less crappy pic of me
Me and Bobby
My basketball pic junior year (I think)
Karyn balancing a basketball on my head
Pre-Prom pic of Adam R. (Kara's bro) and Kendra (they didn't go together)
Me acting smart
Me, Jenny, Josh T., Kirk at Winterfest
Me, Karyn, Bill, Mike Noble at Summer Jam
Hot tub pic with Jenny, Bill, Josh T., Trevor, Kirk, and an unidentified fat man's soapy, hairy man-boob
Bill with some yummy apple pie
Bill and Josh T. as cowboys
Bill and Josh T. as cowboys #2
Bill and Josh T. as cowboys #3
My old school (literally) English teacher Mrs. Bolone
Kendra, Brandon Hughes, and Kara
Curtis, Me lookin' bummed, Kara, Meg, Kendra at Summer Jam
My dad in his natural habitat - asleep on the couch
Bill's scary stepdad Dan, lookin' like a happy cowboy
Old pic of me clutchin' a glass with an evil gleam in my eye
Jeff Walling and his son Riley
Jenny
Jenny in a hot tub
Brother Josh with a furby (remember those?)
Brother Josh eating said furby
Josh T.
Better pic of Josh T.
Awesome pic of Josh T. illegally taken on the swings at Cedar Point
Kara getting licked by Acacia at Summer Jam
Karalyn
Cool pic of Karalyn spinning a ball
Karyn
Karyn sayin' "Duhhh"
Great pic of Karyn and Bill
Karyn givin' Danny Kriebehl the double bunny ears
Karyn and Kara
Action shot of Kendra in Summer Jam's "grinder"
Kendra and her then-beau Collin
Kendra and Kara in the grinder
Kirk
Kirk, Me, Josh T., Jenny at Winterfest
Kirk, Jenny, Josh T. at Winterfest
Lauren P. at Summer Jam
Loren (what a babe), Josh T., Me at Cedar Point
Blurry picture, bratty sister (Marirose)
Old pic of Mike in AHS with his glasses
Patrick Mead, a great preacher
A girl named Taylor with Bill at Winterfest
Tiffany, Mistress of the Dark
The Winterfest Group 2001 (minus me)
The Winterfest Group 2001 (minus me) #2
Kendra, Zac being cocky, Kara at Summer Jam
Bill and Tiffany at the first Lapeer Holiday Formal
Jon Spike's senior pic (don't know why it's here...)
Get out of my head!