Ok, let's face it. The Rattlesnake is not the same man he was a few years ago. He's been dropped on his head, severly decreasing his in-ring mobility. He has a bad knee (ever notice the brace? It ain't for looks, that's for sure!). But the good thing about Austin is he earns Vince money. Lots and lots of it. Plus he can easily fall prey to Mr. McMahon's evil schemes.
Since when did The Great One start to care about the fans? The Rock has been at the top of his game since he joined the Nation in 1997 & through all of his face/heel turns. At the time of McMahon's retirement, The Rock was ousted from the Corporate Ministry after crossing the Taker & Shane-O Mac. But McMahon had the great idea to put Triple H against him, so lately The Rock hasn't been much of a threat.
Members: Mankind, Big Show, Ken Shamrock, Test
Mankind, Big Show, Ken Shamrock, & Test are 4 of McMahon's worst enemies. Vince used their asses for pawns, though, in the whole "I'm really a good guy, but I'm gonna screw this cool father vs son angle so I can show all these new fans what a sweet bad guy I am" (aka "Higher Power" scheme). But they've all been isolated, for now. All Vinnie Mac has to do once they realize, "Hey, this guy's a bitch. Let's take him down!" is call up another pawn like Steve Blackman, the Dark Lord of the Church of McMahon (see "Friends of the Church" link).
Leaders: Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon
Members: Undertaker, Paul Bearer, Triple H, Chyna, Acolytes, Big Bossman, Mideon, Vicsera, Mean Street Posse
Whether Vince needs to sneak out of a match, take out an enemy, or do some dirty work, he can count on the Corporate Ministry. Although not as awesome as the original Corporation, Vince can still count on them to mindlessly follow him. But if it's an evil genius they're looking for, there's no one better (or worse).
Ever since he "helped" Steve Austin return to the WWF in October of 98 & supposedly turned on his father, Shane has shown he has what it takes to help his pops in their evil schemes. Only weeks after fooling everyone into believing he was a McMahon reject, Shane screwed Austin at Survivor Series 98, turned full heel with his dad, & repeated the scam months later when he formed the Corporate Ministry.
Yeah, baby! The "Lethal Weapon" is back as a hitman for Mr. McMahon, who as of late, has been taking out Ken Shamrock with his kendo stick. It's about time Blackman got a cool angle. But as all McMahon lackeys go, he will eventually be taken out by Shamrock, probably at "Fully Loaded".
Triple H proved his loyalty best at King of the Ring 99 when he helped the Undertaker, an enemy at the time, yet a teamate as well, keep the title against The Rock, simply because Mr. McMahon wanted it that way. Chyna has proved herself loyal to McMahon for even longer. The day after the Royal Rumble 99, Chyna turned on DX to join McMahon & his cash flow. And who didn't get a kick out of it when McMahon gave her a nice, big hug? Actually, I didn't. It pissed me off when Chyna turned, but it turned into some cool stories.
Leader: Shane McMahon
Members: Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs, Willie Green
Shane McMahon's rich buds from Greenwich, CT, debuted around WrestleMania XV & have stuck around until today. Although they got their asses handed to them by the Stooges (Brisco 4 Life!) they came back a few weeks later along with a new (and beforehand, nonexistant) posse member, Joey Abs. I've never seen his abs, though. Those guys are always wearing their cool GAP clothes.
Undertaker had the right idea. Who wouldn't want to be married to her? For one, she's hot. Second, if you were married to her, you'd be in good with the McMahon family. That includes Vince and his $750 million company, the WWF! Plus, she's fine. Have I said that enough?
Old lady McMahon wouldn't be a bad mother-in-law. Mandatory cussing. Beer swigging contests. Smack Shane around when he gets out of line. She's no looker, but she's got WWF Attitude, and I don't mean the video game. Actually, she's probably got that too. They're loaded, ya know.