The 5 Commandments of the Church of McMahon

So it is written...so it shall come to pass

Why only 5 Commandments & not 10? CUZ VINCE MCMAHON SAID SO!!!

1. Thou shalt not cross thy boss.

2. Thou shalt not poorly sell a stunner.

3. Thou shalt not whack thy enemy with a chair across the back; thou must whack thy enemy on the head.

4. Thou shalt respect His authoritau!

5. Thou shalt not covet thy daughter Stephanie.