The history of the mummies
MANY YEARS AGO THE DESERT WAS VAST WASTE LAND ALL
EXCEPT HE PALACE OF THE GREAT MUMMIES. BUT ONE DAY AS THE
GREAT MUMMIES WERE ROCKING OUT ON THEIR SMASHING BUDGET ROCK
CORDS A WILD SAND STORM AROSE NAD BURIED THE GREAT PRYAMID
AND SEALING THE MUMMIES IN FOREVER.............................BUT ThEN
THOUSAND YEARS LATER A BRAVE BAND OF NO GOOD PUNK SCIENTIST
WERE DIGGING ON THE SITE WERE THE MUMMIES GREAT PRYAMID. WHEN
ALL OF A SUDDEN LOUD BUDGET ROCK CAME BURSTING THROUGH THE
SAND THROWING THE SCIENTIST MILEs AWAY WHEN THE SAND HAD
CLEARED THE SIGHT BEFORE THERE EYES WAS A SHOCKING ONE BUT
WHAT DO THEY SEE BEFORE THEM BUT A BAND A MUMMIES WITH
GUITARS A KEYBOARD AND A DRUM SET. SWEET GOD! A SCIENTIST
YELLED WERE ALL DOOMED FOR WE HAVE UNLOCKED THE CURSE OF THE
MUMMIES!!.......... RUN! HE SCREAMED AS HE SHOT OFF IN A FLASH. AHHH
IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KINGS OF BUDGET ROCK SAID ONE MUMMIE, AND
ANOTHER SAID LETS GET SOME BEER AND A WHORE I NEED SOME ACTION,
BUT ONE MUMMIE KNEW THE TRUE ANSWER TO WHAT THEY WERE TOO
DO.......... LETS FUCK SOME SHIT UP AND STEAL!!!!!!!!!! YEAH THEY ALL
SCREAMED AND SHOT OFF TO WASHINGTON TO THERE BIRTH PLACE THE
PALACE OF ESTRUS. SO THERE YOU HAVE IT KIDS THE MUMMIES REAL
AND TRUE HISTORY YES AND IT'A ALL TRUE AND YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS
................... BECAUSE I SAID SO AND WHEN IN DOUBT PUNK IT
OUT!!!-MUMMIES WORDS TO LIVE BY.
OK OK NOW THE REAL HISTORY THAT I HAVE COME BY SO FAR SO IF YOU KNOW ANY MORE PLEASE SEND IT TO ME! THANKS! Members; Trent Ruane: organRussell Quan: drumsMaz Kattuah: bassLarry:
guitar History: Trent Ruane was in Untamed Youth and in The Phantom Surfers.Russell Quan has been in The Phantom Surfers too. Right now he's also drumming for the Count Backwards as well as The Bobbyteens and The Maybellines.Maz Kattuah now plays drums in The Phantom Surfers. He and his girl are in The Maybellines too.Larry: guitar
