Thank You's

• Kris- The guitarist/stud would like to thank god, Mom & Dad, Poppa & Grandma, my band, Jen, Kevin, Brian (Gigz), The Subliminal Criminals (John, Rob, Luke, and Chris) for being friends and letting us open up for you, and particularly Rob (my favorite Subliminal Criminal) for the beer, Amy (Drop-dead Gorgeous), Tiff (Hot chic w/ cool hair), Miranda for being hot, Leah Schafer, Josie (crack-whore), Boobs, all the plastic surgeons out there who do breast implants, the eskimos, all the munchkins playing hop-scotch around the world, KC, Kevins mom for being so hot, Kid Rock for teaching me to be comfortable with my white trash self, ummmmm....my nads, JT, BEER, Pam (our very first fan), Little Caesar's for the oppurtunity to spit in many pizza's, my brother and sisters (Steve, Sarah, Rebecca, Rachel), your mom, Ed's parents for being my other family, Matt T., Matt's mom, Matt M. for the drinks, Britney Spears for those long nights when all I have is Mtv and a bottle of baby oil, and every Smagmatier out there!
• Ed- The drummer would like to thank God because where the hell would i be without Him, i've received a wonderful talent and that is to drum, i hope to become a better drummer in the times to come because y'all know that drummers are wild hot guys that all the chicks want!! I want to thank mom and dad for putting up with all my bullshit and letting us have practice at my house all the time, kris and eric, matt toth cuz you're my boy till the end, and kev cole cuz you guys were in the band for so long, Brian for being a worthless yet somewhat interesting roadie, Pam cuz GIRL, you;ve been a fan since the VERY beginning when i first told you about the band, MAD PROPS to Subliminal Criminals for making Taylor a nice place to live in again and kicking so much ass...congrats on everything u've achieved and may you continue to achieve and strive musically, and thanx for letting us open for you at the outdoor party in Belleville where it was SOOO damn cold my penis was hybernating in my throat, Dave for always being there bro, Steve, Jaclyn, Chuck, Big Dan, Schafe-Dawg, Big Pappa Mikey and the many parties i attended at your house even when u weren't there, Leigh, Josh, Josie, Booty Man, Phil, Nick, Jen, Kelly, Leah, Colleen, Catherine, Doug, Nikki, Mary, Carin, Mike K., and the many alcoholic beverages that have been there for me to consume. If i have forgotten anyone thank you for your support and I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

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