This right here, ladies and gentlemen,
is the Slush Puppie, standing in an ice cube.
How many of you have ever heard of a Slush Puppie? That's what I thought. A Slush Puppie is one of those frozen drink things.. like an Icee or a Slushie or whatever you wanna call it. After doing extensive research, I've found that there are alot of different flavors of Slush Puppie, and they even have a big website dedicated to the big S.P. I myself have never tried one, but I'm sure they taste quite slusherific... Anyway, if you'd like to learn real stuff about the Slush Puppie, here's a link to their official site. There's actually alot of stuff to do there.. a big tour of their factory, some games, contests.. quite fun... if you're into this sorta stuff(like me).
On to the main point of this page! The Slush Puppie Video!
The first time I have ever seen a Slush Puppie, rather, heard of one, was when I had my 16th b-day party. I remember that day so fondly, as if it were yesterday. It was time for me to open up my dear(or evil as some say) friend Beth's present. As I tore off the wrapping paper(almost forgetting that a card was attached to this), my face was all aglow and I was beaming with joy, hoping that whatever was inside there was something great and wonderful. I finally reach the actual contents and what do I find? A Slush Puppie video and an Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas video. My birthday was complete!
"Wow!", I exclaim, my smile slowly fading. "This is just what I've always wanted! Thank you so much!" * I quickly set the movies aside and started on my next gift, something more useful, hopefully.
Anyway, that's how I came in contact with Slush Puppie. We didn't end up watching the video till a couple weeks later.. sometime in August. But the video! There was so much "fun" and "exciting" stuff contained in it! Like Axle DeDogg, and that one guy who Heather wants to marry! There were strange birds with anarchy symbols on their shirts, a mouse who was a pimp, a very bad interpretation of Kermit the frog, 3 strange kids who dance, one of who seemed blacker than Eminem! All sorts of crazy stuff in there! And the graphics were horrible! But it was much fun to torture people with it(Dan!). You don't know the rewards of tormenting people until after you've seen their expressions while they watched the Slush Puppie video.
Some people just didn't appreciate the video at all. Like the people who kept stealing it from me, and hiding it, and making me look everywhere for it. It's always in the last place you look, y'know? (hehe) Well one day as some of us were walking back from Tubby's (the movie already stolen and hiding in someones hands) the video was "accidentally" dropped on the ground. This person figured the person behind them would pick it up, but they apparently didn't notice it fall to the floor. We walked on for many minutes until finally we realized no one actually had the tape. So we all ran back to the spot where it was dropped, but it was gone! Vanished in thin air! But weren't there two old ladies who had been walking towards us? Could they have spotted the video and decided it would be a nice present to give their grandchildren? The nerve! Two old ladies stealing our video! Some words of advice to all you out there: Don't trust the elderly!
So basically what I'm sayin, you guys didn't lose the video! The old ladies stole it! Where else would it have gone? Unless that one dead raccoon who came back to life and ran away found it and ate it or something...
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*Writer's note: There is alot, I mean alot of exaggeration up there if you haven't noticed. Also, Beth did get me the newest Weird Al cd, Running With Scissors, so I wasn't entirely disappointed. (don't get me wrong, i love gag gifts, just makin a sad attempt at being funny)