NSync Jokes
Okay these were blonde jokes that I altered to become NSync jokes. (Okay one was actually an NSync joke though.) I didn't make up ANY of these (I'm not that creative) so don't go telling me my jokes suck or anything. Teenies, R.A.Y.O.R. (Read At Your Own Risk.)
Q. How did NSync die in a helicopter crash??
A. They got cold and turned off the fan.
Q. What do you call a Chris with half a brain??
A. Gifted
Q. How do Joey's brain cells die??
A. Alone
There's a plane that's going to crash. There's 5 passangers and only 4 parachutes. The first passanger, Jonathon Davis, says "I'm the lead singer of KoRn, and without me there'd be no Family Values Tour" so he takes the first parachute and jumps. The second passanger, Morgan Lander, says "Without me there's no Kittie" and takes the second parachute and jumps. The third passanger, Justin Stupidflake, says "There's no NSync without me, I'm hot, and I'm such a good idol, and plus I'm the smartest guy in the world" and takes the third parachute and jumps. The fourth passanger, the Pope, says to the fifth passanger, a 10 year old boy scout "You can take the last parachute, I'm old and I'll die soon anyways." The boy scout tells him "Oh that's ok, there's a parachute left for you. The world's smartest guy took my backpack."
All the members of NSync die and go to Heaven. (Don't ask me how....) but anyways, they're told by God "Have a nice eternity, but don't step on any ducks." They say "Okay, whatever you say." So Joey and Chris are walking and they both step on a duck. God appears and says "As pusnishment, Joey, you have to hang out with the ugliest woman in Heaven, and Chris, you with the second ugliest." Then JC and Lance both step on ducks, and they're with ugly women too. So they're all standing around together with their ugly women and then all of a sudden Justin walks by with this really hot woman. They all go up to God and ask "How come Justin's with this really hot woman??" and God said "Well, if you must know, she stepped on the duck."
Q: What do Justin and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do you make JC's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in his ear.
Q: What do you call it when Justin dies his hair brunette-colored?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: How can you tell if Justin's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q: How can you tell if Lance has been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
Q: What do you call a swimming pool full with the members of NSync??
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How did Chris die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him.
Q: How did Joey break his leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.
Lance and JC were walking through the woods when Lance looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." JC looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They kept arguing, and they were still arguing when the train hit 'em.
Q: What do you call a skydiving team composed entirely of NSync teenyboppers??
A: A new version of lawn darts.
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