| PICK UPS |
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| If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. |
| Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you... |
| Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy:I looked at you and dropped mine. |
| There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on! |
| Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good? |
| Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. |
| Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! |
| Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. |
| I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day. |
| If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself. |
| You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world. |
| Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot. |
| You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. |
| Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime. |
| Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head. (Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you. |
| When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. |
| Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it. |
| Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. |
| Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? |
| Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire. |
| Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. |
| Even though the ugly lights are shining bright, you still look beautiful. |
| Be unique and different, say yes. |
| Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? |
| Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? |
| I'm trying to fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight, can you plz juss let me?? |
| I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. |
| You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. |
| Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?) |
| When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?" |
| Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do theyopen? |
| Does your boyfriend know where you are? |
| The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. |
| Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. |
| Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. |
| As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn! |
| Hey! I'm like milk, Cuz I do your body good |
| Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me don't you |
| Do you sleep on your stomach?(any response) Can I? |
| If beauty were time, you would be eternity |
| I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas |
| Is your dad Colonel Sanders? Cuz i like your breasts |