| All those curves, and me with no brakes. |
|
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. |
| Baby,
you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. |
| Did the sun come
out or did you just smile at me? |
| Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue? |
|
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you
are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to
tell you." |
| Have you always been this cute, or did you
have to work at it? |
| Hey, don't I know you? Yeah,
you're the girl with the beautiful smile. |
| Hey, I know you! You were
Miss Universe last year, weren't you? |
| I feel like Richard
Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. |
| I have had a really
bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.
Smile for me? |
| I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath
away! |
| I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. |
| I know
milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? |
| I think
I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven. |
| I'm not
drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. |
| If this bar is a meat market, you
must be the prime rib. |
Is it hot in here or is it just you? |
| Just
where do those legs of yours end? |
| So, what do you do for a living besides always making men
excited and warm all over? |
| Was your dad king for a day? He must have
been to make a princess like you. |
| Was your father a mechanic?
Then how did you get such a finely tuned body |
| Were you arrested earlier?
It's gotta be illegal to look that good. |
| Were your parents Greek Gods,
'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess. |
| What does it feel like to be the most
beautiful girl in this room? |
| Ya know, you look really hot!
You must be real reason for global warming. |
| You are the reason men fall in love. | |
| You know, I would die happy
if I saw you naked just once! |
| You know, you might be asked to leave soon.
You're making the other women look really bad. |
| You make me melt
like hot fudge on a sundae. |
| You should be someone's
wife. |
| Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died
and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has
been brought to me. |
| Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the
outside? |
| Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last
night! |
| You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away. |
| You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. |
| If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be
walking
through my garden forever. |
| Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in
life,
and i was wondering if i could interview you... |
| Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy:I looked at you and dropped mine. |
| There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on! |
| Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good? |
| Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. |
| Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! |
| Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. |
| I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
|
| If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for
himself.
|
| You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world. |
| Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot. |
| You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. |
| Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup,
Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4
years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like
you only happens once in a lifetime. |
| Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your
head. (Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in
public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect
you. |
| When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my
head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for
insurance reasons. |
| Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire
room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it. |
| Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. |
| Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? |
| Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire. |
| Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer
of the moon. |
| Even though the ugly lights are shining bright, you still look
beautiful. |
| Be unique and different, say yes. |
| Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by
again? |
| Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? |
| I'm trying to fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight, can you plz juss let me?? |
| I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of
testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. |
| You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves
from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. |
| Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?) |
| When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home."
You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are
you?" |
| Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do theyopen? |
| Does your boyfriend know where you are? |
| The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. |
| Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. |
| Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. |
| As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn! |
| Hey I'm like milk, I do your body good. |