Onamae wa Kanedesu.
Nihongo dekimasu.
Keo digaku no Kanedesu, tomoshimasu.
Domo, Domo, Domo.
Mama naku ichi ganzen ni denshyaga, maerimasu.
Nihon ni kaimasendeshita.
America, America ga di, di skidesu.

Translation:
My name is Kane. (In Japan, you go by your last name.)
I can speak Japanese.
I, Kane, am a student at Keo university, pleased to meet you.
Thanks, Thanks, Thanks.
(this is a phrase heard at train stations, which something to the extent of:)
Watch out for track one, train coming.
I didn't buy into Japan.
I really, really like America.