Brock notices a Pokemon officer Jenny over in the corner.
Brock-"Wow, it’s Jenny!"
Misty-"Which one?"
Brock-"I dunno but she’s the best looking one yet!"
Misty and Ash look at Brock strangely.
Ash-"All of the Jennies look the same Brock!"
Pikachu-"Pika."
Misty-"And all the nurse Joys."
Togepei-"Bree togee!"
Pikachu-"Pikachu, pika."
Ash-"Huh?"
Pikachu-"Pika pi."
Ash-"Pikachu thinks you should talk to her if you like her so much, Brock."
Brock-"Ok, I will!"
Brock gets up and walks over to Jenny. We can’t hear what they’re saying, but Ash and Misty watch intently. Brock makes the wrong move and Jenny laughs. Brock walks back over.
Misty-"Well?"
Brock-"Just get me another sundae."
Ash: "Brock's Date!"
Outside, Team Rocket is looking through the window.
Jessie-"Oh poor Brocky-wocky. Can’t get a girl?"
Jessie and Ripeo burst into laughter.
James-"I don’t think it’s THAT funny."
Meowth-"Yeah, seeing as how that happens to YOU a lot!"
James-"Why you little!"
Ripeo-"Hmm, Jessie this gives me an idea!"
Jessie-"What is it Ripeo?"
Jessie bends down as he whispers something to her. She seems delighted at the idea.
Jessie-"Wow! What a great plan! Pure genius! James, Meowth come here! Ripeo just made a plan so we can plunder Ash’s Pikachu!"
James-"How?"
Ripeo-"By playing off Brock’s lust for a girlfriend we can pillage all of their Pokemon!"
Meowth-"Then what’s da plan?"
Team Rocket huddles. After the plan is explained the 4 burst into laughter.
Later...
Brock is sitting all alone in the bar. Ash and Misty left him there while they try to find a hotel.
Brock-"Another sundae please."
Waiter-"I think you’ve had enough son."
Brock-"GRRRRRR, I’LL TELL YOU WHEN I’VE HAD ENOUGH!"
Waiter-"Eh heh heh heh. Yes, sir."
The waiter walks to the back. Brock sadly looks down at his plate. A woman sits next to him.
Woman-"What’s wrong?"
Brock-"I have NO luck with women at all! I’ve never had a girl friend and I would love one, but they always so ‘No’."
Woman-"That’s not always true. I think you’re cute."
Brock-"You do?"
He looks up to see the woman across from his is JESSIE!
Brock-"Grrrr, what are you doing here Jessie?!"
Woman-"Jessie? I’m not Jessie, I’m Jessica: Jessie’s younger sister."
Brock-"You are?"
Jessica-"Yes, I’d love to be your girl friend! You’re the greatest guy I’ve met! I can tell it!"
Brock-"Wow, ok!"
The two walk out hand-in-hand. Behind the corner we see James, Meowth and Ripeo. The three laugh.
James-"It’s working!"
Meowth-"He’s entranced with Jessie who he thinks is Jessica! This is great!"
Ripeo-"And soon, we’ll have that Pikachu!"
They continue to laugh. We see scenes of "Jessica" and Brock’s date. The two go on a ride through the Tunnel of Love.... get their picture taken in one of those tourist-trap cut-outs with the heads missing.... Finally the two kiss at midnight.
Jessica-"Thanks for the wonderful date Brock, I loved it! The same way I love you!"
Brock-"And I love you too."
Jessica walks around the corner. Brock however skips merrily to the hotel. Upon reaching it, he lets his Vulpix out of the Pokeball. He begins to discuss his life’s plans to it.
Brock-".....And I’m going to marry Jessica! Isn’t it great Vulpix?"
Vulpix-"Vulpix!"
Brock-"She’s a lot better looking than her sister."
Brock opens the door and skips in.
Ash-Brock? You’re just now here? Where were you?"
Misty-"Hey maybe he got a date!"
Pikachu-"Pika?"
The 3 burst in to wild laughter. Brock stands there with a smile on his face.
Brock-"I did."
The 3 look at him surprised.
Elsewhere.....
Jessie-"He totally fell for it! The plain is working perfectly!"
Ripeo-"Soon, he’ll be so in love with you he’ll do Team Rocket’s every bidding!"
Meowth-"Just because he thinks you’re your sister!"
James-"You know, we could ask for candy. I’m partial to Cadbury Eggs."
The other 3 look at James quizzically.
James-"Well, I am!"
Jessie-"You’re such an idiot!"
She whacks James on the head, giving him a giant bruise.
James-"OW! JESSIE!"
The next night.....
Jessica-"This date is going perfectly Brock, there’s just one little problem."
Brock-"What is it? Is it my breath?!"
Brock puts a packet of mints into his mouth.
Jessica-"No, it’s just that I wish I had a Pokemon to call my own."
Brock-"You can have one of mine, Jess."
Jessica-"Well I’ve always wanted my personal favorite."
Brock-"And what’s that Love of my Life?"
Jessica-"A Pikachu."
Brock-"Hmmm, I know where to get one of those! Wait here Jessica!"
Brock runs into the distance. "Jessica" smiles. Team Rocket pops from the bushes.
James-"You’re doing great Jessie keep it up!"
Jessie-"Of course I am! And if I’m right he’s getting that little brat Ash’s Pikachu for me right now."
Back at the hotel, we see Brock put on a pair of rubber gloves. He grabs Pikachu.
Pikachu-"Pi?!"
Brock-"Shhh! I don’t want to wake Ash!"
Pikachu-"PIKACHU!!!!"
Misty and Ash wake up as Brock runs from the room, Pikachu in hand.
Ash-"What the heck?!"
Misty-"C’mon, we gotta save Pikachu!"
The two start getting out of their night clothes and into their normal clothes. Brock shows up at the meeting point.
Brock-"(pant) Here’s the (pant) Pikachu, Jessica. Now, how bout a kiss?"
Jessica-"Of course!"
She shoves Pikachu into a rubber bag. Brock shuts his eyes waiting for a kiss. Jessica kicks Brock right on the lips. Brock rears back.
Brock-"Jessica, what’s wrong with you?!"
Jessica-"Fool! Prepare for trouble!"
James-"Make it double!"
"Jessica" takes off her dress, revealing her Team Rocket uniform underneath.
Jessie-"To protect the world from devastation!"
James jumps out of the bushes.
James-"To unite all people within our nation!"
Jessie-"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
James-"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
Jessie poses.
Jessie-"Jessie."
James takes out a rose.
James-"James."
Jessie-"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light..."
James-"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"
Meowth-"Meowth!"
Ripeo-"Ripeo! That’s..."
Meowth-"Right!"
James-"Weezing go! Smoke screen attack!"
James throws out the Pokeball containing Weezing.
Weezing-"Weezing!"
Weezing fills the air with smoke, Brock coughs.
Jessie-"Arbok go! Crush attack!"
She throws Arbok’s ball.
Arbok-"CHARRRRRRBOK!!!!"
He wraps himself around Brock, squeezing him.
Ash-"Hey, leave him alone!"
James-"It’s the pint-sized PokeTrainer!"
Jessie-"Ripeo, tackle attack!"
Ripeo-"Gotcha Jess!"
Ripeo lunges at Ash, who avoids Ripeo. Unfortunately, Ripeo manages to knock Ash’s Pokeball sack loose.
James-"Meowth, get those balls!"
Meowth-"Alright alright, hold your Pokemon!"
Meowth walks over and grabs the sack.
Misty-"Not so fast Meowth!"
Meowth-"Oh please, what are you going to do that’ll stop Meowth?!"
Misty-"This! Starmie go!"
She throws the ball and it opens.
Misty-"Starmie, Hydro Pump!"
Starmie-"Starmie!"
Starmie blasts Meowth into a rock injuring him. The Pokeballs fly through the air. James catches them.
James-"I got them! Hmm, Oh I know! Charizard! Go !"
James throws a Pokeball that indeed is Charizard.
James-"Charizard, Flame Thrower attack!"
Charizard-"Grrrrr.."
Charizard belches flame at Team Rocket sending James, Jessie, Meowth, Ripeo, Weezing and Arbok flying sky high.
Jessie-"Looks like Team Rocket...."
All-"Is blasting off again!!!!!!"
Ash runs over to the bag and opens it. Misty gathers Ash’s Pokeballs and puts Charizard back inside of his. She then checks on Brock.
Ash-"Pikachu!"
Pikachu-"Pi!"
Ash-“Brock, why’d you steal my Pikachu?"
Brock-"I’m sorry Ash, I couldn’t help it. I figured if I didn’t get her a Pikachu, she’d break up with me."
Misty-"You couldn’t tell that she was Jessie?"
Brock-"No. Can you forgive me?"
Ash-"I guess, you were in love and didn’t know she would do that...."
Woman-"Hi!"
The three look at her, she looks remarkably like Jessie.
Woman-"My name’s Jessica, Jessie from Team Rocket’s younger sister."
Brock-"ULP!"
Misty-"Run!"
The three run into the distance.
Jessica-"Huh, whadda you think of that? I thought that guy with the brown hair was kinda cute too."
Narrator-"Oh poor Brock this time the sister was REAL and so was the love! Oh well, maybe one day you’ll get a girl friend."

Ripeo © Bart"Shag"Walls 1999